1
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God dang it.

2
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Dang it.

3
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- What's wrong with your...
- Battery's dead.

4
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Well, you should have put
some new ones in there.

5
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You should have checked 'em!

6
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Don't turn the lights on.

7
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Burglary 101,
keep the lights off.

8
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There's no one home.

9
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It's Christmas Eve.

10
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

11
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- And he's out of town.
- Yeah.

12
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- He's away, so...
- He was working, like us.

13
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- Well, let's...
- We have a lot in common.

14
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Why don't we start working then?

15
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Oh, my gosh. You look good.

16
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You gotta quit skipping
leg day, though.

17
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- Well, yeah. Maybe, perhaps.
- Yeah, yeah.

18
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I think, uh...

19
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Let's make
some things disappear...

20
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- Yes, sir.
- From the magician's house.

21
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Yeah. Yes.

22
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Yes, very good idea.

23
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- All right. All right.
- Get everything in there.

24
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Turkey, check.

25
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Stuffing, check.

26
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So what am I forgetting?

27
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What's for dinner tonight?

28
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You'll find out if you help me.

29
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- You said you'd be coming back.
- <i>What can I do?</i>

30
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<i>They don't give us leave,
even at Christmas.</i>

31
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- Dad, I can barely see you.
- <i>I'm sorry, honey.</i>

32
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<i>There's not much signal here.</i>

33
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Why did you have to go work
on an oil rig?

34
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Hey, that's not fair.

35
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<i>Liam, come on. That's no way
to treat your sister.</i>

36
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<i>You'll regret that stuff
when you're older.</i>

37
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Okay, my turn now, kids.

38
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- Bye, dad.
- <i>Bye, kids.</i>

39
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<i>Merry Christmas.</i>

40
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Yeah, merry Christmas.

41
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You miss your brother,
don't you?

42
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Christmas is the worst time
of year for...

43
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<i>Merry Christmas, sweetheart.</i>

44
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Merry Christmas.

45
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What are you doing with that?

46
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It's an antique.

47
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- It's just an old book.
- It might be priceless.

48
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If you want it so bad,
then put it in the bag.

49
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I'm gonna put it in the bag.

50
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What did...
Did you not cut the wires?

51
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I forgot!

52
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- That's burglary 101!
- Okay!

53
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- Okay! Okay.
- Let's get out of here!

54
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How come we never have any snow?

55
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The last time was 10 years ago.

56
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Aww. I want snow for Christmas.

57
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Well, sweetie,
it's nice to have a dream.

58
00:05:00,433 --> 00:05:01,936
Hello?

59
00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:03,771
The magician's house?

60
00:05:03,805 --> 00:05:06,107
You're kidding me, right?

61
00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:07,909
Do you know what day it is?

62
00:05:07,942 --> 00:05:09,977
Can't Murphy go?

63
00:05:11,444 --> 00:05:14,414
Okay. All right.
I'll be right there.

64
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- I knew it.
- Don't say it.

65
00:05:16,449 --> 00:05:18,451
You don't call
a baby sitter on Christmas Eve!

66
00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:20,097
Mom, for sure they'll send
a coldblooded killer.

67
00:05:20,121 --> 00:05:22,422
Do you wanna find us
in pieces in the fridge?

68
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That's right, mom.
Do you wanna find us

69
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in pieces in the fridge?

70
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She won't be
a coldblooded killer.

71
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And don't you dare call me with
your usually baloney stories.

72
00:05:29,530 --> 00:05:30,698
What baloney stories?

73
00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:32,667
It was all true.

74
00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:35,102
The baby-sitter zombie
who wanted to eat Olivia?

75
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And the one speaking Egyptian
with her eyeballs rolled back?

76
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Mom, I swear Olivia was
floating in the air and...

77
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Hi. I need... yes,
merry Christmas to you as well.

78
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I need a baby sitter.

79
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You usually send me Monica.

80
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We don't want Monica.

81
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She's not available?

82
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Great.

83
00:05:51,418 --> 00:05:53,788
Beth? Wendy? Julia?

84
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None of them?

85
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A new one.

86
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No! A new one, no!

87
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Send me the new one.

88
00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:06,033
Oh, it's the cops.

89
00:06:06,067 --> 00:06:08,035
Grab the bag.
I'll find a way out of here.

90
00:06:08,069 --> 00:06:10,037
Okay, okay, okay, okay.

91
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I have it.

92
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It's a prank.
Nobody's a thief on Christmas.

93
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Wrong. Once a thief,
always a thief.

94
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If at least dad were here...

95
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As soon as I leave,
use the door jammer,

96
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and only open up
for the baby sitter, okay?

97
00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:26,997
- The coldblooded killer?
- She's not...

98
00:06:27,021 --> 00:06:28,856
If anything at all
should happen,

99
00:06:28,890 --> 00:06:30,124
remember the panic room.

100
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But use the door jammer.

101
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All right, ma.

102
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- Don't forget.
- I won't forget.

103
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Mm.

104
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Love you.

105
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Do we eat the ice cream
straight from the container?

106
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We'll drown it
in chocolate sauce.

107
00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:14,035
- Cops! Cops. No, no.
- Oh, wait.

108
00:07:14,068 --> 00:07:15,468
No, no. Come on. Over there.

109
00:07:15,503 --> 00:07:16,880
- Let's go in here.
- Yeah. No, you.

110
00:07:16,904 --> 00:07:19,640
Oh, hold on. Hold on.

111
00:07:19,674 --> 00:07:21,542
Let me pick the lock.
Got the little...

112
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What is it? Okay.

113
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All right. Okay.

114
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Oh. Oh.

115
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Hey!

116
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Get up, frank.

117
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Get up. Get off.

118
00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:45,700
You wolf.

119
00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:46,733
Get up.

120
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My god.

121
00:07:52,974 --> 00:07:53,974
Now, where are we?

122
00:07:57,211 --> 00:07:58,746
Who are you?

123
00:07:58,779 --> 00:08:00,581
Ohh.

124
00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:02,950
I am frank, and this is Vince.

125
00:08:02,984 --> 00:08:04,685
We should use fake names,
you know.

126
00:08:04,719 --> 00:08:05,987
Yeah, of course, but...

127
00:08:06,020 --> 00:08:08,689
Cool! They sent Santa
to be our baby sitter.

128
00:08:08,723 --> 00:08:11,258
Yes. Yes, we are
your baby sitters.

129
00:08:11,292 --> 00:08:12,660
That's right. We work together.

130
00:08:12,693 --> 00:08:14,061
Mm-hmm. We're a team.

131
00:08:14,095 --> 00:08:15,296
We're partners in crime.

132
00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:17,298
Not crime.
I mean, that's an old saying.

133
00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:19,100
- Old saying.
- No crime. No crime.

134
00:08:19,133 --> 00:08:21,268
- It's just a silly word.
- You're not Santa claus?

135
00:08:21,302 --> 00:08:24,739
No, I am Santa claus,
but I'm also the baby sitter.

136
00:08:24,772 --> 00:08:27,575
- And I'm an elf.
- He's an elf.

137
00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:29,844
- Oh, ho ho ho.
- Wow, how nice.

138
00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:31,078
Hey, honey, please, uh,

139
00:08:31,112 --> 00:08:33,014
you take your hands
off of that, because...

140
00:08:33,047 --> 00:08:34,749
No, no, no. Merry Christmas.

141
00:08:34,782 --> 00:08:36,717
Merry Christmas, everyone.

142
00:08:36,751 --> 00:08:38,819
- How did you get in?
- We got in from the...

143
00:08:38,853 --> 00:08:40,287
We came in the front door.

144
00:08:40,321 --> 00:08:41,889
- It was locked.
- It was locked,

145
00:08:41,922 --> 00:08:44,225
but again, I am Santa claus,
and I can come in...

146
00:08:44,258 --> 00:08:46,293
- It's magic.
- Let me explain.

147
00:08:46,327 --> 00:08:48,295
There's a fire in the fireplace.

148
00:08:48,329 --> 00:08:50,264
Normally I come down
the chimney, but again...

149
00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:51,932
And blow out the fire,
like the candles.

150
00:08:51,966 --> 00:08:53,801
You know what?
I was gonna do that.

151
00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:55,970
And I thought why not wait
'til the kids are here

152
00:08:56,003 --> 00:08:58,672
and put on a little show
if I blow out the fire?

153
00:08:58,706 --> 00:09:00,083
'Cause that's what Santa
likes to do.

154
00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:01,742
- Oh, look at that tree!
- Wow!

155
00:09:01,776 --> 00:09:04,011
Let's go...
Let's go check that out, kids.

156
00:09:04,045 --> 00:09:06,180
What time do you guys go to bed?
Soon, I hope.

157
00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:08,616
It's time for bed, I think.

158
00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:11,152
- I don't go to bed.
- Really?

159
00:09:11,185 --> 00:09:13,854
Well, I like to stay awake.

160
00:09:13,888 --> 00:09:15,156
Give me that phone,

161
00:09:15,189 --> 00:09:18,359
because I think you probably
should not have it.

162
00:09:18,392 --> 00:09:20,194
Mom gave it to me
in case of trouble.

163
00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:22,363
Oh. Where are
your mom and dad tonight?

164
00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:24,065
Dad is on an oil rig.

165
00:09:24,098 --> 00:09:25,833
And mom went out for a burglary.

166
00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:27,301
- So she's a thief.
- No, dummy!

167
00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:28,636
She's a policewoman.

168
00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:30,337
Oh. Really.

169
00:09:30,371 --> 00:09:31,772
- Great!
- Okay.

170
00:09:31,806 --> 00:09:33,207
- Good idea, frank.
- Whoa.

171
00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,142
Ho ho, man.

172
00:09:35,176 --> 00:09:37,611
Wow. Tell you what,
we know a lot of cops,

173
00:09:37,645 --> 00:09:40,648
and your mom is by far
the most attractive.

174
00:09:41,916 --> 00:09:43,584
Hmm.

175
00:09:46,187 --> 00:09:49,757
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Hmm.

176
00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:52,760
- Listen, uh, you little kids.
- Mm-hmm.

177
00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:54,337
You happen to have
any whiskey around here?

178
00:09:54,361 --> 00:09:55,930
'Cause I need it
for baby sitting.

179
00:09:55,963 --> 00:09:58,232
There's water.
Anyway, the name's Liam.

180
00:09:58,265 --> 00:09:59,967
"Hello, young man.
What's your name?"

181
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,403
Never heard of it?
It's baby sitting 101.

182
00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:04,805
Yeah. Yeah, Liam.

183
00:10:04,839 --> 00:10:06,340
Listen, you're right.

184
00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:08,676
He doesn't need whiskey
while he's working.

185
00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:10,845
But he does need something
to take the edge off.

186
00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:13,347
Fill a glass about that full,
and bring it to my friend.

187
00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:16,283
And my name is Olivia.

188
00:10:16,317 --> 00:10:18,052
How sweet.

189
00:10:22,189 --> 00:10:24,425
Well, Olivia,
you like those two guys?

190
00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:27,228
They're the best. Santa claus!

191
00:10:27,261 --> 00:10:29,697
Yeah, right. Santa claus.

192
00:10:31,699 --> 00:10:33,100
Here's the deal, Vince.

193
00:10:33,134 --> 00:10:36,103
'Til the dust settles,
we gotta play along.

194
00:10:36,137 --> 00:10:39,807
So from this moment on,
we are the baby sitters.

195
00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,175
All right?

196
00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:43,377
We're not gonna be
tying these kids up, okay?

197
00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:45,779
- That's kidnapping.
- Hmm.

198
00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:49,283
And maybe you should stop
stealing stuff from here.

199
00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:59,160
Kids okay?

200
00:11:00,461 --> 00:11:01,729
Hope so.

201
00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:04,832
- Come on. Let's go down here.
- Yeah.

202
00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:10,738
Here's your water.

203
00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:12,173
Oh. Oh.

204
00:11:12,206 --> 00:11:13,741
Oh, well, nice kids.

205
00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:15,776
- Boy, that's... that's...
- Got your water.

206
00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,044
- Take your water.
- Thank you.

207
00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:18,712
Uh, thank you so much.
I really need it.

208
00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:20,881
- Thank you.
- Okay.

209
00:11:20,915 --> 00:11:22,883
- Mm-hmm.
- So what's your plan?

210
00:11:22,917 --> 00:11:23,884
Let's read this.

211
00:11:23,918 --> 00:11:25,319
The plan is... oh, honey,

212
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,021
oh, oh, don't...

213
00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:29,290
What... oh.

214
00:11:29,323 --> 00:11:31,025
Well, this, uh...

215
00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:33,027
This...

216
00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:34,195
This is...

217
00:11:34,228 --> 00:11:36,297
- This is a book.
- Read! Read!

218
00:11:36,330 --> 00:11:38,332
Uh, I-let's watch TV.

219
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:39,867
I mean, let's be honest.

220
00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:41,503
I don't watch TV. I play on it.

221
00:11:41,536 --> 00:11:42,803
You feel like it, Olivia?

222
00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:45,105
Okay!

223
00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:46,240
Holy moly!

224
00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:47,908
Okay, I'll read.

225
00:11:47,942 --> 00:11:50,077
There ain't no way
out of here. Hmm?

226
00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:52,379
Well, that's good,
'cause I gotta read this book.

227
00:11:54,348 --> 00:11:56,850
Okay, here we go. Well, um...

228
00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,018
Uh...

229
00:11:59,554 --> 00:12:00,788
- There.
- I knew that.

230
00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:02,423
I knew it was upside down.

231
00:12:02,456 --> 00:12:06,293
It's a story about,
uh, friends in the attic,

232
00:12:06,327 --> 00:12:08,295
which doesn't seem
very christmassy.

233
00:12:08,329 --> 00:12:10,006
- Seems a little...
- What are you talking about?

234
00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:11,498
It says, "arctic friends."

235
00:12:11,533 --> 00:12:12,800
"Arctic."

236
00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:14,368
Read. Read!

237
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,003
Does it?

238
00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:17,905
What a drag, a book.

239
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:21,342
You got any firecrackers
in that bag? Weapons? Grenades?

240
00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:24,445
What's wrong with you, son?

241
00:12:24,478 --> 00:12:25,913
It's Christmas Eve.

242
00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:27,515
Have a seat, kids.

243
00:12:27,549 --> 00:12:28,549
Have a seat.

244
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,222
Wow.

245
00:12:35,256 --> 00:12:37,458
- Where are we?
- Alabama?

246
00:12:37,491 --> 00:12:40,528
No, that's an arctic fox.
His name is swifty.

247
00:12:40,562 --> 00:12:41,996
Mm-hmm.

248
00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:44,331
And his name is p.B.

249
00:12:44,365 --> 00:12:45,432
"Perfect burglar."

250
00:12:45,466 --> 00:12:47,935
It stands for "polar bear."

251
00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:49,436
Another fox, Jade.

252
00:12:49,470 --> 00:12:51,839
What a cutie
that Jade the fox is.

253
00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:53,207
Birdies!

254
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,942
No, honey. They're penguins.

255
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,210
Actually they're puffins.

256
00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:58,345
There aren't any penguins
in the arctic.

257
00:12:58,379 --> 00:13:01,048
They're moving!
Yes, like an iPod.

258
00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:03,984
He's a walrus, Otto.
I don't like him one little bit.

259
00:13:04,018 --> 00:13:07,121
Hmm. I don't mind this walrus.
He looks sleek.

260
00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:08,523
Read the full story. Book!

261
00:13:08,556 --> 00:13:10,991
Yeah, the last one.
It's almost bedtime.

262
00:13:11,025 --> 00:13:13,027
What are you
talking about? It's still early.

263
00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:15,829
Early? Usually I'm
already sleepy by this time.

264
00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:18,600
What are you, a chicken?
What is this place?

265
00:13:18,633 --> 00:13:20,167
It's a package delivery office.

266
00:13:21,435 --> 00:13:22,604
Hmm?

267
00:13:22,637 --> 00:13:24,204
They're obviously friends.

268
00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:26,874
But what do swifty
and p.B. Do for a living?

269
00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:29,076
Ah, they deliver packages.

270
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:31,011
Ugh. Looks tiring.

271
00:13:31,045 --> 00:13:32,846
Shh. Let's see what happens.

272
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,381
They look like a cool couple.

273
00:13:34,415 --> 00:13:36,483
They work, eat, and go to sleep.

274
00:13:36,518 --> 00:13:38,285
Swifty's small like me.

275
00:13:38,319 --> 00:13:41,989
Yeah, and he can
barely hold the packages.

276
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:44,325
It reminds me
of calgary back in '96.

277
00:13:44,358 --> 00:13:46,060
We escaped by dog sled,

278
00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:48,262
which took us
to the jewelry store, where...

279
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:50,064
How come you were escaping?

280
00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:52,366
We were just playing
cops and robbers.

281
00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:59,641
He'll never do it.
The sled is way too heavy.

282
00:14:07,181 --> 00:14:08,349
Whoa!

283
00:14:08,382 --> 00:14:09,350
Oh, no!

284
00:14:09,383 --> 00:14:11,051
Kids, always avoid work.

285
00:14:11,085 --> 00:14:13,887
Back in Dallas in '94,
I worked in a hotel,

286
00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:15,523
and it was hell.

287
00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:20,194
Swifty, he's just
like Vince's fox.

288
00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:21,629
Well, yeah.

289
00:14:21,663 --> 00:14:24,264
Yeah, there might be
a slight resemblance.

290
00:14:24,298 --> 00:14:26,501
Doesn't look like him one bit.

291
00:14:26,534 --> 00:14:28,503
Didn't even look at him.

292
00:14:34,576 --> 00:14:35,909
First package delivered.

293
00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:37,645
It's great
when you finish a job.

294
00:14:37,679 --> 00:14:39,146
- Ah-choo!
- Ugh.

295
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,019
Looks like the baby sitter
that came last time.

296
00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:43,484
Aw, gross.
Why doesn't she blow her nose?

297
00:14:43,518 --> 00:14:47,020
I told you she was
really dirty, like Amanda.

298
00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:51,291
Wow. Dodged it by a hair.
How gross.

299
00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:53,160
What super luck.

300
00:14:56,664 --> 00:14:58,432
I don't mind this story,

301
00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:00,134
but this goat is disgusting.

302
00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:02,202
She reminds me of Vince
when he gets a cold.

303
00:15:03,437 --> 00:15:06,206
I know
how to write my name, too,

304
00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:10,477
but at my age, Liam
didn't even know how to sing.

305
00:15:10,512 --> 00:15:11,713
Is it true, son?

306
00:15:11,746 --> 00:15:12,946
No, I could sing.

307
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:17,685
Ugh, that's gross.

308
00:15:17,719 --> 00:15:20,053
Heh. Look at... look at
how ugly that big, old goat is.

309
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:23,190
You never
tell anybody that he's ugly.

310
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:27,428
Mommy says who is ugly to others
can be beautiful to some.

311
00:15:28,596 --> 00:15:30,097
So young and wise.

312
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:32,232
You're a real sweetheart.
You know that?

313
00:15:32,266 --> 00:15:35,002
Mark the words of uncle frank.

314
00:15:36,771 --> 00:15:38,606
"Uncle frank."

315
00:15:42,510 --> 00:15:44,211
Aha.

316
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:46,980
I wonder who he has to
deliver the second package to.

317
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,516
It's Jade.

318
00:15:48,550 --> 00:15:51,218
She's a pretty good
mechanic for being a, uh...

319
00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:52,654
I mean a fox.

320
00:15:54,488 --> 00:15:56,290
Hmm?

321
00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:02,362
When I grow up,

322
00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:04,031
I want to be like her.

323
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:05,132
A fox?

324
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:06,634
No, an engineer.

325
00:16:06,668 --> 00:16:09,002
How sweet.

326
00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:10,370
They're in love.

327
00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:13,006
- Blecch.
- You're such a baby.

328
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,475
Lady big girl has spoken.

329
00:16:14,509 --> 00:16:16,009
Kids, be good.

330
00:16:17,512 --> 00:16:19,714
Hmm. Hmm.

331
00:16:19,747 --> 00:16:21,783
This icky stuff grosses me out.

332
00:16:21,816 --> 00:16:23,450
It's not icky stuff.

333
00:16:23,484 --> 00:16:25,587
Mommy said we shouldn't
be ashamed of our feelings.

334
00:16:25,620 --> 00:16:27,689
I'm not ashamed. It's that
being in love is silly.

335
00:16:27,722 --> 00:16:30,457
All right. 'Cause,
anyway, I know you like her.

336
00:16:51,579 --> 00:16:53,581
Now whose turn is it?

337
00:16:53,615 --> 00:16:55,482
Swifty has a ton of packages.

338
00:16:55,517 --> 00:16:57,317
He has half the town
to deliver to.

339
00:16:57,351 --> 00:16:59,453
Ugh. So tiring.

340
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:02,524
He should find an easier job,
like mine.

341
00:17:02,557 --> 00:17:03,825
Baby sitting is easier?

342
00:17:03,858 --> 00:17:05,425
Um, sure.

343
00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:07,227
Especially with kids like you,

344
00:17:07,261 --> 00:17:09,496
who go to bed
when the baby sitter says so.

345
00:17:09,531 --> 00:17:11,799
We are not sleepy at all.

346
00:17:11,833 --> 00:17:13,668
Okay.

347
00:17:13,701 --> 00:17:15,202
A little more time then.

348
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:18,405
Uh-oh. Something's fishy here.

349
00:17:19,574 --> 00:17:21,241
I have to say

350
00:17:21,275 --> 00:17:24,344
that these puffins are cute,
but I don't trust them.

351
00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:28,382
Well, in the meantime,

352
00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:30,083
I'm starting to like
these little guys.

353
00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:32,152
Hey, the puffins
want to steal the package.

354
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:33,186
That's why I like them.

355
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,589
It's not right.

356
00:17:34,622 --> 00:17:35,857
You shouldn't ever steal.

357
00:17:35,890 --> 00:17:38,860
Swifty works so hard
to deliver the packages,

358
00:17:38,893 --> 00:17:41,461
and these puffins
only want to annoy him.

359
00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:43,798
No, not at all.
They only want to have some fun.

360
00:17:43,831 --> 00:17:45,299
Poor swifty.

361
00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:47,301
As I said,
he should change jobs.

362
00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:49,469
Come on, swifty. Fight back.

363
00:17:52,574 --> 00:17:55,543
Oh, the package broke
because of the bad birds.

364
00:17:55,577 --> 00:17:59,179
Hmm. This is
a really fantastic book, Liam.

365
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:02,650
Where are we?

366
00:18:02,684 --> 00:18:04,786
That looks
like a frozen Alcatraz.

367
00:18:04,819 --> 00:18:07,689
Oh, boy.
I'm starting to feel tired.

368
00:18:07,722 --> 00:18:08,856
What about you kids?

369
00:18:08,890 --> 00:18:11,458
No, this story's too cool.

370
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:13,393
I think Otto's the bad guy.

371
00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:15,128
Bad guys are the best,

372
00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:17,497
because they
get straight to business.

373
00:18:17,532 --> 00:18:21,536
Well, who decides
who's bad and who's good anyway?

374
00:18:21,569 --> 00:18:22,569
Uh...

375
00:18:24,505 --> 00:18:26,373
- Ah-ah-ah-ah.
- Hmm?

376
00:18:27,775 --> 00:18:31,211
Ah-ah. The package was for him.

377
00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:32,346
Serves him right.

378
00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:35,315
Who's that?!

379
00:18:35,349 --> 00:18:36,851
You expecting someone?

380
00:18:36,884 --> 00:18:38,753
The baby sitter,
but that's you, right?

381
00:18:38,786 --> 00:18:40,253
Yeah, yeah,
we're the baby sitters.

382
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:42,155
But you know what?
I'm gonna get that,

383
00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:43,658
because, ahem, there's a lot

384
00:18:43,691 --> 00:18:46,761
of scary people
out there on Christmas Eve.

385
00:18:46,794 --> 00:18:50,263
You guys sit right here. Okay.

386
00:18:51,633 --> 00:18:52,800
All right.

387
00:18:59,707 --> 00:19:00,842
Hello.

388
00:19:00,875 --> 00:19:02,342
I'm the baby sitter.

389
00:19:02,376 --> 00:19:03,711
No, we are the baby sitters.

390
00:19:03,745 --> 00:19:05,312
Yeah, we...
We got it covered, so...

391
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,814
- W-We're good.
- Good evening.

392
00:19:06,848 --> 00:19:09,383
Fine. It's $200.

393
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:10,718
- That seems reasonable.
- Sure.

394
00:19:10,752 --> 00:19:12,486
Yeah, that's fine.
You know what?

395
00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:15,422
We're gonna double it
'cause it's Christmas Eve.

396
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,491
Have a good... night.

397
00:19:17,525 --> 00:19:19,259
Santa, you pay me now.

398
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:20,962
- Right now?
- Love... I'd love to,

399
00:19:20,995 --> 00:19:22,930
but we don't have any, um...

400
00:19:22,964 --> 00:19:24,866
- Do you have pockets?
- No, I have no pockets.

401
00:19:24,899 --> 00:19:26,634
He's wearing tights.
We have no money.

402
00:19:26,668 --> 00:19:28,603
We'll pay you tomorrow for sure.
I promise.

403
00:19:28,636 --> 00:19:31,371
- I'm dressed an an elf, okay?
- Yeah, he is, and I'm Santa.

404
00:19:31,405 --> 00:19:33,841
Uh, sorry, Santa.
That's not a good idea.

405
00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:35,610
- It's the only idea.
- Get out of here.

406
00:19:35,643 --> 00:19:37,353
Yeah, get out, please.
Leave the neighborhood.

407
00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:39,614
Unreasonable. Please pay me now.

408
00:19:39,647 --> 00:19:42,282
I'm not gonna
pay you now, okay?!

409
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:44,585
Do you hate Santa claus?

410
00:19:44,619 --> 00:19:47,454
You're terrible.
You're a terrible person.

411
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:48,967
- Bye!
- Stay out of my house, please!

412
00:19:51,626 --> 00:19:52,994
- Okay.
- Who was it?

413
00:19:53,027 --> 00:19:55,495
Oh, it was a noise complaint
about my reindeer.

414
00:19:55,530 --> 00:19:57,230
- We didn't hear them.
- Yeah, I know,

415
00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:59,433
'cause I made 'em... be quiet.

416
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:02,704
Listen, I'm so hungry.

417
00:20:02,737 --> 00:20:04,237
Is there anything
to eat around here?

418
00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:05,439
- Fridge is full.
- Really?

419
00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:06,674
All right. Thanks, then.

420
00:20:06,708 --> 00:20:07,851
- That's wonderful.
- All right.

421
00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:10,645
All right, let's go. Okay.

422
00:20:10,678 --> 00:20:12,714
- Okay.
- All right, here we go.

423
00:20:12,747 --> 00:20:14,916
We have any hot dogs?

424
00:20:16,517 --> 00:20:18,452
Let's see what they got here.

425
00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:20,755
Oh.

426
00:20:20,788 --> 00:20:22,590
Oh. Hmm.

427
00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:29,262
- Oh.
- Mmm. Mmm.

428
00:20:30,798 --> 00:20:33,034
We better get back in there
before they get suspicious.

429
00:20:33,067 --> 00:20:34,035
Bite?

430
00:20:34,068 --> 00:20:35,970
- No, thank you.
- Okay.

431
00:20:36,003 --> 00:20:37,437
Hmm.

432
00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:44,311
Yes! Another story!

433
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:46,614
Fine. I read this one,
and then you go to sleep.

434
00:20:46,647 --> 00:20:48,916
No way. Let's see what happens.

435
00:20:48,950 --> 00:20:50,450
Jade is reading a book.

436
00:20:50,484 --> 00:20:52,520
So we are reading a book

437
00:20:52,553 --> 00:20:54,055
about someone reading a book.

438
00:20:54,088 --> 00:20:55,355
Kind of philosophical

439
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:57,592
and the perfect story
for bedtime.

440
00:20:57,625 --> 00:20:58,993
Oh, the poor boy.

441
00:20:59,026 --> 00:21:01,796
Shouldn't ever eat fast.
Mommy always says so.

442
00:21:01,829 --> 00:21:03,865
Oh, cool. They taught us
that move in school.

443
00:21:03,898 --> 00:21:06,433
Now I can save
anyone who's choking.

444
00:21:09,537 --> 00:21:11,005
You know,
books kept me great company

445
00:21:11,038 --> 00:21:14,008
when I was in prison...
I mean the hospital.

446
00:21:14,041 --> 00:21:15,543
Hmm.

447
00:21:15,576 --> 00:21:17,044
How long were you
stuck in there?

448
00:21:17,078 --> 00:21:18,646
Phew. A long time.

449
00:21:18,679 --> 00:21:22,449
You know,
I was a very sickly child.

450
00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:23,985
What was wrong with you?

451
00:21:25,887 --> 00:21:29,356
It's called chronic robberitis.

452
00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:30,658
Did it hurt?

453
00:21:30,691 --> 00:21:34,562
Well, uh, only when
the doctors noticed me.

454
00:21:34,595 --> 00:21:36,429
Did your elf buddy
help you in the hospital?

455
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:37,832
Well...

456
00:21:37,865 --> 00:21:41,702
No. You know, that's
the thing about life, hon.

457
00:21:41,736 --> 00:21:44,005
Sometimes you're on your own.

458
00:21:44,038 --> 00:21:46,974
Aren't you two
doing everything together?

459
00:21:47,008 --> 00:21:49,110
Uh...

460
00:21:49,143 --> 00:21:51,512
Not unless I can't find
anything better.

461
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:54,949
Swifty's only nervous.

462
00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:57,785
The fact is he likes Jade.

463
00:21:57,819 --> 00:22:01,022
He doesn't know how to tell her,
so he becomes a pain,

464
00:22:01,055 --> 00:22:03,490
like Liam when I want
to do my homework.

465
00:22:03,524 --> 00:22:05,793
It's not me being a pain.
It's you being boring,

466
00:22:05,827 --> 00:22:08,129
the most boring younger sister
on planet earth.

467
00:22:08,162 --> 00:22:11,732
That's not true. It's only
because I like to go to school.

468
00:22:11,766 --> 00:22:12,867
Exactly!

469
00:22:12,900 --> 00:22:14,135
Kids, don't get excited.

470
00:22:14,168 --> 00:22:15,770
You're supposed
to fall asleep soon.

471
00:22:15,803 --> 00:22:17,437
And you shouldn't like school.

472
00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:19,607
See?
Also the baby sitter says so.

473
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:22,009
That's such
an awful thing to say.

474
00:22:22,043 --> 00:22:24,477
No kid likes school.
That's the way it is.

475
00:22:24,512 --> 00:22:26,547
But anyway, don't tell
your mother I said that.

476
00:22:26,581 --> 00:22:28,015
You're such a cool baby sitter.

477
00:22:28,049 --> 00:22:29,717
Well, thank you.

478
00:22:32,587 --> 00:22:34,055
Hmm.

479
00:22:41,062 --> 00:22:42,029
Hmm.

480
00:22:42,063 --> 00:22:44,497
Hmm? Hmm?

481
00:22:49,704 --> 00:22:52,607
Uh-oh. Looks like
swifty messed up again.

482
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:54,374
Oh, my god. Is it gonna explode?

483
00:22:58,713 --> 00:23:01,481
Hmph. Hmph!

484
00:23:01,515 --> 00:23:02,984
Now you see?
She sent him packing.

485
00:23:03,017 --> 00:23:04,719
Nah, she's just a bit angry

486
00:23:04,752 --> 00:23:07,121
with all the ruckus he made,
but she likes him, too.

487
00:23:07,154 --> 00:23:09,724
It's just that sometimes
you need to be strict.

488
00:23:09,757 --> 00:23:11,759
- Now you talk like mom.
- And I think she's right.

489
00:23:11,792 --> 00:23:13,937
It's a real shame that swifty
and Jade hate each other.

490
00:23:13,961 --> 00:23:16,063
They really like each other.

491
00:23:16,097 --> 00:23:19,767
If he likes her so much,
why doesn't he just kiss her

492
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:20,968
and get it over with?

493
00:23:21,002 --> 00:23:23,638
Oh, Vince,
ever the romantic, you.

494
00:23:26,207 --> 00:23:27,775
The book scared her.

495
00:23:27,808 --> 00:23:29,877
Finally a little suspense.

496
00:23:29,911 --> 00:23:31,712
I really like scary stories.

497
00:23:31,746 --> 00:23:33,480
Then why are you
shaking like a leaf?

498
00:23:33,514 --> 00:23:34,849
I'm not shaking.

499
00:23:35,917 --> 00:23:36,884
Gah!

500
00:23:36,918 --> 00:23:38,653
Frank, I'm scared.

501
00:23:38,686 --> 00:23:40,097
Oh, no, sweetheart.
Uncle frank is here.

502
00:23:40,121 --> 00:23:42,156
Don't worry.
You should just relax,

503
00:23:42,189 --> 00:23:44,491
- close your eyes...
- Aah!

504
00:23:44,525 --> 00:23:45,860
What a fright.

505
00:23:45,893 --> 00:23:47,094
Eh? Oh.

506
00:23:50,264 --> 00:23:51,232
Oh?

507
00:23:51,265 --> 00:23:53,167
Ah, it's Jade.

508
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,937
Of course. Because
even if sometimes you argue,

509
00:23:55,970 --> 00:23:57,672
when you love each other,

510
00:23:57,705 --> 00:23:59,807
it's always best
to stick together, like us.

511
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:00,880
And you, too, uncle frank.

512
00:24:02,743 --> 00:24:05,478
True, sweetheart.
If only you could fall asleep.

513
00:24:08,115 --> 00:24:10,751
I bet you're drawing
that stupid fox again, ain't ya?

514
00:24:10,785 --> 00:24:12,720
It's not swifty. It's you.

515
00:24:12,753 --> 00:24:14,522
It is?

516
00:24:14,555 --> 00:24:15,923
- Yeah.
- Let me see that.

517
00:24:19,126 --> 00:24:20,962
Looks like a little kid drew it.

518
00:24:20,995 --> 00:24:22,563
Like someone
even younger than you.

519
00:24:23,764 --> 00:24:24,966
It doesn't matter,

520
00:24:24,999 --> 00:24:26,767
'cause I know you're good.

521
00:24:26,801 --> 00:24:28,669
You know I'm good?

522
00:24:28,703 --> 00:24:30,871
Well, now, I don't think
anybody's ever said

523
00:24:30,905 --> 00:24:33,674
anything that nice to me
in my whole life.

524
00:24:33,708 --> 00:24:35,710
Thank you, sweetie.

525
00:24:35,743 --> 00:24:37,678
Let me sing a lullaby.

526
00:24:37,712 --> 00:24:39,046
♪ The bars are all clos... ♪

527
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:41,115
No! I want another story!

528
00:24:41,148 --> 00:24:43,284
Okay then.

529
00:24:43,317 --> 00:24:44,852
Another story, it is.

530
00:24:44,885 --> 00:24:45,920
Okay, Santa.

531
00:24:45,953 --> 00:24:47,088
Here we go.

532
00:24:48,189 --> 00:24:49,857
But this is the last one, okay?

533
00:24:49,890 --> 00:24:51,092
Maybe.

534
00:24:51,125 --> 00:24:53,561
I'll take that maybe
for a yes, okay?

535
00:24:53,594 --> 00:24:54,962
Maybe.

536
00:24:54,996 --> 00:24:56,864
Oh, you are
definitely smart children.

537
00:24:58,099 --> 00:24:59,867
Jade gave 'em a new sled.

538
00:24:59,900 --> 00:25:01,569
I told you she was in love.

539
00:25:01,602 --> 00:25:03,771
Cool.
I want a sled like that, too.

540
00:25:03,804 --> 00:25:05,539
Wow. It would be super fun.

541
00:25:05,573 --> 00:25:07,975
Wow. Way to go, swifty.
He ripped it off.

542
00:25:08,009 --> 00:25:09,110
No, you don't steal,

543
00:25:09,143 --> 00:25:11,112
especially not from friends.

544
00:25:11,145 --> 00:25:13,781
Well,
not from friends, for sure.

545
00:25:13,814 --> 00:25:16,117
Whatever. I want a sled,
too, for going to school.

546
00:25:16,150 --> 00:25:18,152
Too bad
there's never any snow here.

547
00:25:18,185 --> 00:25:20,755
Hmph. Hmph.

548
00:25:22,023 --> 00:25:23,023
Ah.

549
00:25:24,025 --> 00:25:25,893
Mm. Ha ha.

550
00:25:27,628 --> 00:25:29,930
Boo. How slow p.B.'S going.

551
00:25:29,964 --> 00:25:32,133
Yeah, so slow.

552
00:25:32,166 --> 00:25:34,001
Oh, makes me fall asleep.

553
00:25:34,035 --> 00:25:35,236
What about you guys?

554
00:25:35,269 --> 00:25:36,237
No!

555
00:25:36,270 --> 00:25:38,205
Ah.

556
00:25:42,209 --> 00:25:44,311
Eh? Eh?

557
00:25:47,181 --> 00:25:48,816
- Who's she now?
- Hmm.

558
00:25:48,849 --> 00:25:50,217
Reminds me of someone.

559
00:25:50,251 --> 00:25:51,986
To me, as well.

560
00:25:52,019 --> 00:25:54,021
My aunt claudetilda,
she was really unpleasant.

561
00:25:54,055 --> 00:25:56,690
I don't like
those puffins one little bit.

562
00:25:56,724 --> 00:25:58,292
They surely want
to play some prank.

563
00:25:58,325 --> 00:26:01,128
Well, maybe
they're just nice people,

564
00:26:01,162 --> 00:26:02,863
nice, happy people.

565
00:26:04,732 --> 00:26:05,866
Aww.

566
00:26:11,772 --> 00:26:12,772
Meh.

567
00:26:14,375 --> 00:26:17,278
Hey, where's she going?

568
00:26:17,311 --> 00:26:19,847
A wig? But then it was Otto!

569
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:20,848
I hate wigs.

570
00:26:20,881 --> 00:26:22,950
I wore one in Columbus for a...

571
00:26:22,983 --> 00:26:24,985
Uh, I mean, for Halloween.

572
00:26:25,019 --> 00:26:27,054
I'll never wear another one.

573
00:26:27,088 --> 00:26:28,222
Huh.

574
00:26:30,958 --> 00:26:32,693
That's Liam's. For Halloween,

575
00:26:32,726 --> 00:26:34,037
he dressed up
like a Barbie zombie.

576
00:26:34,061 --> 00:26:35,705
You have to tell everybody
this story, huh?

577
00:26:35,729 --> 00:26:36,864
Mm-hmm.

578
00:26:37,932 --> 00:26:38,932
Hmm.

579
00:26:40,334 --> 00:26:42,269
Whew.

580
00:26:43,771 --> 00:26:45,106
Well, well, well.

581
00:26:51,378 --> 00:26:52,947
Hey, kids, run upstairs,

582
00:26:52,980 --> 00:26:55,020
and see if my reindeer
are making noise on the roof.

583
00:26:55,049 --> 00:26:56,350
Go, go, go. Go.

584
00:27:05,059 --> 00:27:06,327
Nobody's home.

585
00:27:13,334 --> 00:27:15,302
What are you doing now?

586
00:27:15,336 --> 00:27:16,871
Too blond? I know.

587
00:27:16,904 --> 00:27:18,315
Brunette would make me
look... look thinner.

588
00:27:18,339 --> 00:27:20,875
I know it's risky,

589
00:27:20,908 --> 00:27:22,843
'cause mom's a cop, too,

590
00:27:22,877 --> 00:27:26,080
but I don't want to get
beaten up on Christmas Eve.

591
00:27:26,113 --> 00:27:27,248
Wow.

592
00:27:27,281 --> 00:27:28,682
Nice tights.

593
00:27:30,317 --> 00:27:32,419
Hmm.

594
00:27:33,721 --> 00:27:35,890
Things are getting worse.

595
00:27:35,923 --> 00:27:38,359
Hey! Hey!

596
00:27:38,392 --> 00:27:40,461
What are you doing back here?!

597
00:27:40,494 --> 00:27:42,429
First Santa, now a woman.

598
00:27:42,463 --> 00:27:43,898
I'm not Santa!

599
00:27:43,931 --> 00:27:46,200
That Santa's in there!
I'm a woman!

600
00:27:46,233 --> 00:27:48,435
Hey, you, pay our sister.

601
00:27:48,469 --> 00:27:50,971
Get out of here.
You, I gave you a chance.

602
00:27:51,005 --> 00:27:52,373
I tried to be reasonable!

603
00:27:52,406 --> 00:27:53,741
You guys are losers!

604
00:27:53,774 --> 00:27:54,775
I'm not paying you...

605
00:27:55,843 --> 00:27:57,344
Cop! Hey!

606
00:27:57,378 --> 00:28:00,848
Help. Help. They're...
They're trying to beat me up.

607
00:28:00,881 --> 00:28:03,017
There they go! Officer! Officer!

608
00:28:03,050 --> 00:28:05,853
- Everything okay, ma'am?
- No, it's not okay.

609
00:28:05,886 --> 00:28:07,498
- There were two of 'em, right?
- These guys...

610
00:28:07,522 --> 00:28:09,290
Dressed like Santa claus
and an elf?

611
00:28:09,323 --> 00:28:12,293
- Three! There's three!
- Three?

612
00:28:12,326 --> 00:28:15,396
These guys
are trying to beat me up!

613
00:28:15,429 --> 00:28:17,731
Go... go inside, ma'am.

614
00:28:17,765 --> 00:28:18,966
Lock the door.

615
00:28:18,999 --> 00:28:20,334
I'm gonna lock the door.

616
00:28:20,367 --> 00:28:22,236
I'm gonna come down
and tell you all about it.

617
00:28:22,269 --> 00:28:23,349
You won't believe it. Okay.

618
00:28:26,508 --> 00:28:27,841
Hey...

619
00:28:27,875 --> 00:28:28,919
What do you think you're doing?!

620
00:28:28,943 --> 00:28:30,044
Don't worry. I got it.

621
00:28:30,077 --> 00:28:31,254
You're not gonna open the door!

622
00:28:31,278 --> 00:28:32,880
- Yeah, I am...
- No, you're not!

623
00:28:32,913 --> 00:28:34,357
- There's a cop out there!
- I know. I called him.

624
00:28:34,381 --> 00:28:35,526
You're not going out there.
You're crazy.

625
00:28:35,550 --> 00:28:36,784
Okay. Oh, who's that?

626
00:28:36,817 --> 00:28:38,118
- Okay. Hey.
- I don't know.

627
00:28:38,152 --> 00:28:40,921
Ma'am, are you
a relative of Emma's?

628
00:28:40,955 --> 00:28:42,389
No. I'm the baby sitter.

629
00:28:42,423 --> 00:28:44,325
- Are the kids okay?
- Yeah, the kids are fine.

630
00:28:44,358 --> 00:28:46,528
Okay, I know you think
you're looking for two men.

631
00:28:46,561 --> 00:28:48,896
Well, there's a third one,
and it's a woman, okay?

632
00:28:48,929 --> 00:28:50,798
And she's the ringleader,
and she's awful,

633
00:28:50,831 --> 00:28:52,399
so you gotta get her, okay?

634
00:28:52,433 --> 00:28:53,767
Okay, ma'am. We... we got this.

635
00:28:53,801 --> 00:28:54,911
- Okay. Okay, I will.
- Lock the door.

636
00:28:54,935 --> 00:28:56,136
All right.

637
00:28:56,170 --> 00:28:57,481
To all units,
thieves headed northeast...

638
00:28:57,505 --> 00:29:00,007
You gotta get out there
and get her right now!

639
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,309
Don't lollygag! Go! Go! Go!

640
00:29:02,343 --> 00:29:03,343
To all units...

641
00:29:05,212 --> 00:29:06,247
Okay.

642
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:07,414
What is wrong with you?!

643
00:29:07,448 --> 00:29:08,816
It's personal, Vince.

644
00:29:08,849 --> 00:29:10,017
- I don't care.
- I do.

645
00:29:10,050 --> 00:29:11,352
You want a hot dog? Come on.

646
00:29:11,385 --> 00:29:13,120
- Yes, I do.
- All right.

647
00:29:15,089 --> 00:29:16,534
- <i>Thieves headed northeast.</i>
- Let's go.

648
00:29:16,558 --> 00:29:18,926
The sooner we nab 'em,
the sooner we can get back home.

649
00:29:18,959 --> 00:29:20,194
Okay.

650
00:29:20,227 --> 00:29:21,262
Listen, the baby sitter,

651
00:29:21,295 --> 00:29:23,097
the cops, out of the picture,

652
00:29:23,130 --> 00:29:24,999
so let's take the bag
and get out of here.

653
00:29:25,032 --> 00:29:26,000
- Let's do it.
- Okay?

654
00:29:26,033 --> 00:29:27,201
- Okay. Okay.
- All right.

655
00:29:28,836 --> 00:29:30,471
On your way out?

656
00:29:30,505 --> 00:29:32,806
Oh, hey.

657
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:34,509
Um, no.

658
00:29:34,542 --> 00:29:36,243
No, of course not, no.

659
00:29:36,277 --> 00:29:39,113
Uh, I'm just moving the bag.

660
00:29:39,146 --> 00:29:40,848
I'm just moving the bag
over here.

661
00:29:40,881 --> 00:29:43,150
That... that's what
I'm doing, see?

662
00:29:43,183 --> 00:29:45,319
I just thought,
a better place for it there.

663
00:29:45,352 --> 00:29:46,554
I'm just moving the bag.

664
00:29:49,857 --> 00:29:53,127
So, uh, we would never
leave you guys alone.

665
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:54,962
Come on.

666
00:29:54,995 --> 00:29:57,498
That'd be a bad baby sitter
to do something like that.

667
00:29:57,532 --> 00:29:59,601
Can you read us another story?

668
00:29:59,634 --> 00:30:01,503
You know,
Santa claus can do that,

669
00:30:01,536 --> 00:30:04,506
and he's gonna be right back
in five minutes,

670
00:30:04,539 --> 00:30:06,541
and he'll read you
another story, okay?

671
00:30:06,574 --> 00:30:08,876
I-I promise. Yeah.

672
00:30:08,909 --> 00:30:11,045
I see you got
that phone there, pal.

673
00:30:11,078 --> 00:30:12,212
I know what you're thinking.

674
00:30:12,246 --> 00:30:15,849
Don't call your mom, 'Kay?

675
00:30:15,883 --> 00:30:17,484
No calling mom.

676
00:30:17,519 --> 00:30:22,222
Because she'll be mad,
and she won't pay me, maybe.

677
00:30:22,256 --> 00:30:23,490
Can you imagine?

678
00:30:23,525 --> 00:30:26,460
A-And you'd get me
in trouble, okay?

679
00:30:26,493 --> 00:30:29,963
So don't... don't call her.

680
00:30:29,997 --> 00:30:31,999
Pal? Can we do that, Liam?

681
00:30:32,032 --> 00:30:34,401
Yeah, you know, call 'em?
Call her?

682
00:30:34,435 --> 00:30:36,403
So listen. I'm just gonna...
You know what?

683
00:30:36,437 --> 00:30:40,240
I think... so, you know,
I'm gonna put it back over here.

684
00:30:40,274 --> 00:30:42,042
All right? Okay?

685
00:30:46,413 --> 00:30:48,583
We gotta get the phone
off of that kid.

686
00:30:48,616 --> 00:30:50,351
Yeah, we do.
Then we gotta get...

687
00:30:50,384 --> 00:30:52,062
And you're running around
dressed like a woman...

688
00:30:52,086 --> 00:30:53,396
- Well...
- Acting like a nutcase.

689
00:30:53,420 --> 00:30:55,422
Not helping anything at all,
frank.

690
00:30:55,456 --> 00:30:57,659
We just... we just gotta
get out of here, man.

691
00:30:57,692 --> 00:30:59,360
He's gonna call his mother,

692
00:30:59,393 --> 00:31:01,495
and they're
gonna catch up to us,

693
00:31:01,529 --> 00:31:03,430
and we're both
going back in the clink.

694
00:31:03,464 --> 00:31:06,133
Okay, so what is the plan?

695
00:31:07,602 --> 00:31:11,238
You sit on the couch
and read your magic book.

696
00:31:11,271 --> 00:31:12,272
- Yeah.
- Okay?

697
00:31:12,306 --> 00:31:14,108
And I'm gonna find the phone.

698
00:31:14,141 --> 00:31:16,110
All right.
Did you like the book?

699
00:31:16,143 --> 00:31:18,045
No, I don't like the book.

700
00:31:18,078 --> 00:31:20,548
Maybe we can read it in prison.

701
00:31:20,582 --> 00:31:23,183
Maybe you
could read in prison. Okay.

702
00:31:23,217 --> 00:31:24,351
Hey, guys.

703
00:31:24,385 --> 00:31:26,954
Okay. All righty. Here we go.

704
00:31:26,987 --> 00:31:29,289
Okay, let's...

705
00:31:29,323 --> 00:31:30,958
Back to the book.

706
00:31:30,991 --> 00:31:33,561
Ah. Ooh.

707
00:31:33,595 --> 00:31:35,462
Good times.

708
00:31:41,068 --> 00:31:44,371
- Wow, a video game.
- Blehh!

709
00:31:44,405 --> 00:31:46,173
You don't know
what you're missing.

710
00:31:46,206 --> 00:31:47,474
Video games are a blast.

711
00:31:47,509 --> 00:31:49,410
I'd rather
have a friend like p.B.

712
00:31:49,443 --> 00:31:50,712
True. Friends are important.

713
00:31:50,745 --> 00:31:52,714
Look at me and Vince.
We just love each other.

714
00:31:52,747 --> 00:31:54,448
It doesn't look
like he loves you.

715
00:31:54,481 --> 00:31:56,083
Oh, yes, he does.

716
00:31:56,116 --> 00:31:57,217
In his own way.

717
00:31:59,153 --> 00:32:01,656
Call him a friend?
He ripped off his console.

718
00:32:01,689 --> 00:32:04,191
He didn't steal it.
He only wanted to try it.

719
00:32:04,224 --> 00:32:06,260
In fact, "stealing"
is such an ugly word.

720
00:32:06,293 --> 00:32:07,695
Let's say that some people

721
00:32:07,729 --> 00:32:09,997
just want to try
someone else's stuff.

722
00:32:10,030 --> 00:32:11,999
To me, it looks
like he really stole it.

723
00:32:12,032 --> 00:32:14,268
P.b. Doesn't steal.
And you know why?

724
00:32:14,301 --> 00:32:16,136
No. Tell me.

725
00:32:16,170 --> 00:32:18,573
Because only sad
and lonely people steal.

726
00:32:18,606 --> 00:32:21,008
That's what mommy always says.

727
00:32:21,041 --> 00:32:22,510
Ah, look at this.

728
00:32:22,544 --> 00:32:26,346
Wow, let's just get absorbed
in this fantastic story.

729
00:32:26,380 --> 00:32:28,015
Oh, but not too much,

730
00:32:28,048 --> 00:32:30,117
because we have to go to bed
afterwards, remember?

731
00:32:30,150 --> 00:32:33,153
But now
they shouldn't be fighting

732
00:32:33,187 --> 00:32:34,354
over a video game.

733
00:32:34,388 --> 00:32:35,623
That's right.

734
00:32:35,657 --> 00:32:37,592
There are better reasons
to fight.

735
00:32:37,625 --> 00:32:40,427
No, there is never
a good reason to fight.

736
00:32:40,461 --> 00:32:42,262
Well, I would do it, too.

737
00:32:44,231 --> 00:32:46,099
Hmph. Eh?

738
00:32:48,135 --> 00:32:49,436
Ah.

739
00:32:49,470 --> 00:32:52,339
Hey, p.B.,
that's no way to behave.

740
00:32:52,372 --> 00:32:55,275
Liam is obsessed
with video games.

741
00:32:55,309 --> 00:32:57,779
- Video games are so stupid.
- True.

742
00:32:57,812 --> 00:33:00,615
That's because you've never
played <i>intergalactic monsters.</i>

743
00:33:00,648 --> 00:33:01,616
Is it fun?

744
00:33:01,649 --> 00:33:03,651
Really cool. Super cool.

745
00:33:03,685 --> 00:33:05,520
Hmm. Really?

746
00:33:05,553 --> 00:33:07,287
You bet. Look.

747
00:33:11,391 --> 00:33:13,661
Fishing rod. Who would
ever come up with the idea

748
00:33:13,695 --> 00:33:15,295
of stealing with a fishing rod?

749
00:33:15,329 --> 00:33:16,731
Yeah. Right?

750
00:33:25,072 --> 00:33:26,073
Hey.

751
00:33:26,106 --> 00:33:27,742
No.

752
00:33:27,775 --> 00:33:29,677
Ohh.

753
00:33:35,382 --> 00:33:37,652
Oh, no.
Look how they're bickering.

754
00:33:37,685 --> 00:33:39,687
Come on. Don't be like that.

755
00:33:39,721 --> 00:33:40,755
You love each other.

756
00:33:46,694 --> 00:33:49,429
It's useless to be greedy.

757
00:33:49,463 --> 00:33:50,765
Right, uncle frank?

758
00:33:50,798 --> 00:33:53,133
Yes, honey. That's so true.

759
00:33:53,166 --> 00:33:54,669
Yeah, but swifty has to come up

760
00:33:54,702 --> 00:33:56,169
with something smarter
to fool him.

761
00:33:56,203 --> 00:33:57,337
No way.

762
00:34:00,474 --> 00:34:02,276
Hmm.

763
00:34:02,309 --> 00:34:04,111
Eh?

764
00:34:04,144 --> 00:34:05,412
- Uh...
- Whoa!

765
00:34:05,445 --> 00:34:08,181
That's what good friends do.

766
00:34:08,215 --> 00:34:09,651
Hmm?

767
00:34:09,684 --> 00:34:12,486
There. Good thing Jade took it.

768
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:14,722
This way,
they'll stop bickering.

769
00:34:14,756 --> 00:34:15,756
Hmm?

770
00:34:27,301 --> 00:34:28,402
And then we'll...

771
00:34:28,435 --> 00:34:30,404
No. No.

772
00:34:34,441 --> 00:34:35,442
Okay.

773
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:47,522
Now who's playing with it?

774
00:34:47,555 --> 00:34:50,324
When two dogs fight, the third
runs away with the bone.

775
00:34:52,192 --> 00:34:53,561
Wait.

776
00:34:53,595 --> 00:34:55,663
Aw, come on.

777
00:34:56,764 --> 00:34:59,366
Okay, let's read another one.

778
00:34:59,399 --> 00:35:00,702
Yeah.

779
00:35:00,735 --> 00:35:01,736
Hmm.

780
00:35:01,769 --> 00:35:03,705
Hmm?

781
00:35:03,738 --> 00:35:05,740
What a nice house swifty has.

782
00:35:06,841 --> 00:35:08,776
Mmm. Muffins are delicious.

783
00:35:08,810 --> 00:35:10,745
Especially the blueberry ones.

784
00:35:10,778 --> 00:35:12,714
Oh, yes. Muffins are delicious.

785
00:35:12,747 --> 00:35:13,881
The doorbell.

786
00:35:13,915 --> 00:35:16,249
Who can it be?

787
00:35:18,753 --> 00:35:20,320
Hmm? Hmm?

788
00:35:22,389 --> 00:35:23,625
Puffins?

789
00:35:23,658 --> 00:35:25,793
Swifty,
they're right behind you.

790
00:35:25,827 --> 00:35:27,595
Uh-oh. They got inside.

791
00:35:27,629 --> 00:35:29,897
Now they'll surely
get into some mischief.

792
00:35:29,931 --> 00:35:31,398
Always watch your back, guys.

793
00:35:31,431 --> 00:35:33,835
It's the first rule
of a-a thief...

794
00:35:33,868 --> 00:35:35,402
Well, it's a general rule.

795
00:35:35,435 --> 00:35:36,738
- Aww!
- Goodbye, breakfast.

796
00:35:36,771 --> 00:35:37,905
Poor swifty.

797
00:35:37,939 --> 00:35:39,841
They're stealing from him again.

798
00:35:39,874 --> 00:35:41,643
I told you the puffins are bad.

799
00:35:41,676 --> 00:35:43,745
Or do you think it's only
because they feel lonely?

800
00:35:43,778 --> 00:35:45,780
Maybe Otto never feeds them

801
00:35:45,813 --> 00:35:47,481
and they're only hungry.

802
00:35:47,515 --> 00:35:50,283
Yeah. Yeah, that's possible.

803
00:35:50,317 --> 00:35:52,219
What a mess.

804
00:35:52,252 --> 00:35:54,722
You'll see the puffins
coming out on top this time.

805
00:35:56,791 --> 00:35:59,226
Come on.
Show 'em your stuff, swifty.

806
00:36:01,829 --> 00:36:04,464
No, the bad guys
are never intelligent.

807
00:36:04,498 --> 00:36:05,498
Mm...

808
00:36:06,534 --> 00:36:07,534
Hey.

809
00:36:20,648 --> 00:36:22,382
They got distracted.

810
00:36:22,416 --> 00:36:23,651
Yeah, they did.

811
00:36:23,685 --> 00:36:26,521
Got it.
At least one muffin is safe.

812
00:36:26,554 --> 00:36:28,488
Aha!

813
00:36:29,691 --> 00:36:30,992
They caught him again.

814
00:36:31,025 --> 00:36:32,860
I guess in the end,
you're better off

815
00:36:32,894 --> 00:36:34,762
being a thief than being robbed.

816
00:36:34,796 --> 00:36:36,597
- I agree.
- You do?

817
00:36:36,631 --> 00:36:38,800
Well, let's forget about it
and just go to bed.

818
00:36:38,833 --> 00:36:40,434
- Not yet.
- Oh, boy.

819
00:36:40,467 --> 00:36:42,737
Well, believe me,
the life of a thief

820
00:36:42,770 --> 00:36:44,772
is no bed of roses.

821
00:36:44,806 --> 00:36:46,007
How would you know?

822
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:49,309
Well, you know, I, uh...

823
00:36:49,342 --> 00:36:50,444
Heard a lot of things.

824
00:36:51,579 --> 00:36:52,579
Huh?

825
00:36:55,382 --> 00:36:57,284
Hmm.

826
00:36:59,721 --> 00:37:02,422
No. He's left without breakfast.

827
00:37:02,456 --> 00:37:04,959
That's the most important
meal of the day.

828
00:37:04,992 --> 00:37:07,795
The sooner you sleep,
the sooner you'll have it.

829
00:37:07,829 --> 00:37:09,564
Thank goodness.

830
00:37:09,597 --> 00:37:11,766
Swifty, a blueberry was left.

831
00:37:20,074 --> 00:37:22,442
Oh, my goodness. He's choking.

832
00:37:22,476 --> 00:37:24,912
- Again.
- Yes, again.

833
00:37:24,946 --> 00:37:27,548
I didn't know
it could happen so often.

834
00:37:27,582 --> 00:37:28,883
You have to be careful.

835
00:37:28,916 --> 00:37:31,318
Thank god
Liam knows the procedure.

836
00:37:31,351 --> 00:37:33,487
Plunk. Right in the water.

837
00:37:33,521 --> 00:37:35,455
- Hmm?
- Goodbye, breakfast.

838
00:37:35,489 --> 00:37:36,591
Hey, Santa.

839
00:37:39,459 --> 00:37:40,528
Yeah?

840
00:37:40,561 --> 00:37:41,829
- Listen.
- Mm-hmm.

841
00:37:41,863 --> 00:37:43,865
Looking at you
gave me the idea, by the way.

842
00:37:43,898 --> 00:37:45,298
Mm-hmm.

843
00:37:45,332 --> 00:37:46,643
You know
where they're gonna put us

844
00:37:46,667 --> 00:37:48,669
if, uh,
they find out we're in here,

845
00:37:48,703 --> 00:37:51,005
we're not escaped by then.
Right?

846
00:37:51,038 --> 00:37:52,339
Right.

847
00:37:52,372 --> 00:37:55,408
So you go
and distract them kids.

848
00:37:55,442 --> 00:37:56,787
- Mm-hmm.
- And I'm gonna look around

849
00:37:56,811 --> 00:37:57,779
and find the phone.

850
00:37:57,812 --> 00:37:58,812
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.

851
00:38:00,380 --> 00:38:01,616
Well, well, well.

852
00:38:01,649 --> 00:38:03,718
Let's see how this story ends.

853
00:38:08,421 --> 00:38:09,489
Mmm.

854
00:38:09,524 --> 00:38:11,324
Mmm.

855
00:38:11,358 --> 00:38:12,760
Oh, ho.

856
00:38:15,730 --> 00:38:17,832
Thank goodness swifty got p.B.

857
00:38:17,865 --> 00:38:19,366
What a friend.

858
00:38:20,868 --> 00:38:21,903
Eh?

859
00:38:24,005 --> 00:38:25,640
Yeah.

860
00:38:25,673 --> 00:38:26,774
Oh, yeah, yeah. Come on.

861
00:38:26,808 --> 00:38:28,075
Oh, yeah.

862
00:38:28,109 --> 00:38:30,111
Okay. Got some crumbs.

863
00:38:30,144 --> 00:38:31,579
Okay.

864
00:38:31,612 --> 00:38:32,914
Good.

865
00:38:32,947 --> 00:38:36,584
Mm-hmm. Hmm.

866
00:38:42,957 --> 00:38:43,958
Hmm.

867
00:38:50,698 --> 00:38:53,466
This story made me hungry, too.

868
00:38:53,501 --> 00:38:55,770
Well, shouldn't
you kids go to sleep first?

869
00:38:55,803 --> 00:38:57,772
You can have breakfast tomorrow.

870
00:38:57,805 --> 00:38:59,406
- Mmm.
- Puffins won't steal it.

871
00:38:59,439 --> 00:39:01,709
No. We're hungry now.

872
00:39:01,742 --> 00:39:03,077
Fine.

873
00:39:03,110 --> 00:39:05,412
I'm hungry, too.
Let's prepare something.

874
00:39:07,949 --> 00:39:09,984
Hmm. Frozen pizza.

875
00:39:11,652 --> 00:39:14,755
Perfect.

876
00:39:14,789 --> 00:39:17,091
We're not eating frozen pizza
on Christmas Eve.

877
00:39:17,124 --> 00:39:18,526
- Yes, we are.
- No.

878
00:39:18,559 --> 00:39:19,961
- It's perfect.
- No, no.

879
00:39:19,994 --> 00:39:22,563
The kids deserve a full meal
with all the trimmings.

880
00:39:22,597 --> 00:39:26,033
Listen. It doesn't matter
what they eat.

881
00:39:26,067 --> 00:39:28,569
As long as they eat something,
then they'll go right to sleep.

882
00:39:28,603 --> 00:39:29,913
Yeah. Put down
the frozen pizza, Vince.

883
00:39:29,937 --> 00:39:31,404
Are you gonna hit me with that?

884
00:39:31,438 --> 00:39:32,874
Maybe. Put it down. Put it down.

885
00:39:32,907 --> 00:39:34,742
Point is,
they're gonna have pizza.

886
00:39:34,775 --> 00:39:36,443
- Yeah. No, no.
- Yeah. Cooking.

887
00:39:36,476 --> 00:39:37,778
No, no. I'm gonna cook.

888
00:39:37,812 --> 00:39:40,413
I'm cooking, okay?

889
00:39:40,447 --> 00:39:43,483
Okay, what are
you kids up to now?

890
00:39:44,552 --> 00:39:46,053
Hmm?

891
00:39:46,087 --> 00:39:47,855
Now you read.

892
00:39:47,889 --> 00:39:49,123
Ho ho ho ho.

893
00:39:49,156 --> 00:39:51,993
No. Out of the question.

894
00:39:52,026 --> 00:39:54,662
What are you, nuts?

895
00:39:55,897 --> 00:39:58,398
Okay. All right.

896
00:40:03,604 --> 00:40:04,972
Hmm? Hmm?

897
00:40:05,006 --> 00:40:06,607
Oh, how scary.

898
00:40:09,176 --> 00:40:12,113
Careful, swifty.
The puffins are there.

899
00:40:12,146 --> 00:40:13,547
Well, don't spy.

900
00:40:13,581 --> 00:40:15,149
There's nothing worse
than a rat fink.

901
00:40:15,182 --> 00:40:17,585
She's not a rat fink.
The puffins are thieves.

902
00:40:17,618 --> 00:40:18,886
They're bad.

903
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:20,721
That's a narrow
point of view, kid.

904
00:40:20,755 --> 00:40:22,790
But, uncle Vince...

905
00:40:22,823 --> 00:40:24,457
Oh, don't you dare.

906
00:40:24,491 --> 00:40:25,927
Hmm?

907
00:40:32,767 --> 00:40:34,135
Huh?

908
00:40:34,168 --> 00:40:36,170
The puffins again.
What do they want?

909
00:40:37,772 --> 00:40:40,675
The teacher says
the children who misbehave

910
00:40:40,708 --> 00:40:41,976
only want a little love.

911
00:40:42,009 --> 00:40:43,010
What love?

912
00:40:43,044 --> 00:40:44,645
It's an ambush.

913
00:40:44,679 --> 00:40:46,514
They want to steal away
his packages.

914
00:40:46,547 --> 00:40:48,683
Of course they want
to attract attention.

915
00:40:48,716 --> 00:40:50,483
Yeah, right, buster.

916
00:40:50,518 --> 00:40:52,262
The bully at our school
doesn't seek for attention.

917
00:40:52,286 --> 00:40:54,255
- He just wants to beat us up.
- Oops.

918
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:00,561
Who is "Lee"?

919
00:41:03,230 --> 00:41:04,632
I like this Lee guy.

920
00:41:04,665 --> 00:41:07,101
He's a karate champion.

921
00:41:07,134 --> 00:41:08,936
Good morning, swifty.

922
00:41:18,112 --> 00:41:19,981
That's a fine kung fu style.

923
00:41:20,014 --> 00:41:21,649
I'm up on this stuff.

924
00:41:25,586 --> 00:41:27,054
Good going, swifty.

925
00:41:27,088 --> 00:41:31,092
Learn from him so you'll
know how to defend yourself.

926
00:41:36,864 --> 00:41:39,166
Swifty doesn't
look ready for martial arts.

927
00:41:40,768 --> 00:41:42,203
Surely not.

928
00:41:42,236 --> 00:41:43,270
Eh?

929
00:41:43,304 --> 00:41:45,106
Hmm.

930
00:41:45,139 --> 00:41:46,874
Mom is black belt.
When she comes home,

931
00:41:46,907 --> 00:41:48,309
she can show you a few moves.

932
00:41:48,342 --> 00:41:49,810
Well, she better not,

933
00:41:49,844 --> 00:41:52,113
because I'm totally
against violence,

934
00:41:52,146 --> 00:41:53,681
especially at christmastime.

935
00:42:07,995 --> 00:42:09,797
Swifty's a disaster.

936
00:42:09,830 --> 00:42:11,065
He'll never learn.

937
00:42:14,935 --> 00:42:17,638
Come on, swifty. You can do it.

938
00:42:22,943 --> 00:42:24,278
Whoa!

939
00:42:34,855 --> 00:42:35,923
Eh?

940
00:42:45,699 --> 00:42:47,835
Mm-mm.

941
00:42:47,868 --> 00:42:49,203
I'm curious to know.

942
00:42:49,236 --> 00:42:52,373
What's the thing
that puts you both to sleep

943
00:42:52,406 --> 00:42:54,375
the fastest possible?

944
00:42:54,408 --> 00:42:58,379
You and frank
are so much fun, I don't never...

945
00:42:58,412 --> 00:43:01,115
I never want
to go to sleep again.

946
00:43:06,220 --> 00:43:07,888
Yes, that's what I mean.

947
00:43:07,922 --> 00:43:09,323
He's getting better.

948
00:43:09,356 --> 00:43:11,158
Looks like he finally learned.

949
00:43:19,733 --> 00:43:22,336
Oh, no.
The puffins are at it again.

950
00:43:29,076 --> 00:43:30,678
Eh?

951
00:43:32,079 --> 00:43:33,848
Now he knows
how to defend himself.

952
00:43:37,685 --> 00:43:38,886
Hmm? Hmm?

953
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:41,222
Oh, no.

954
00:43:41,255 --> 00:43:43,157
He let himself be cheated again.

955
00:43:48,362 --> 00:43:50,898
Hey, who wants to help
with the potatoes?

956
00:43:50,931 --> 00:43:51,931
Me!

957
00:43:54,034 --> 00:43:55,903
You don't look like
you're into these stories

958
00:43:55,936 --> 00:43:56,971
all that so much.

959
00:43:57,004 --> 00:43:58,339
Maybe they're growing on me.

960
00:44:05,713 --> 00:44:09,683
Daddy works in a company
that digs for oil.

961
00:44:09,717 --> 00:44:11,152
That's why he's never home.

962
00:44:11,185 --> 00:44:13,020
That's life, son.
You gotta be ready.

963
00:44:15,055 --> 00:44:16,824
Yeah.

964
00:44:19,226 --> 00:44:21,262
Look. A gold nugget.

965
00:44:21,295 --> 00:44:22,997
If I ever found one,

966
00:44:23,030 --> 00:44:25,966
I'd buy myself the black star
adventure super starship.

967
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,435
With a nugget like that,
you could buy the whole factory.

968
00:44:28,469 --> 00:44:29,837
What would you buy?

969
00:44:29,870 --> 00:44:32,039
Uh, I don't know.

970
00:44:32,072 --> 00:44:34,108
Then why are you working then?

971
00:44:34,141 --> 00:44:35,943
No, actually, what's your job?

972
00:44:35,976 --> 00:44:39,380
- Baby sitting.
- Ah. Right.

973
00:44:39,413 --> 00:44:41,115
Hmm?

974
00:44:42,917 --> 00:44:44,151
Eh?

975
00:44:44,185 --> 00:44:46,153
You must really feel lonely.

976
00:44:46,187 --> 00:44:47,788
What, me lonely?

977
00:44:47,821 --> 00:44:49,890
Why do you think I'm lonely.
What are you, crazy?

978
00:44:49,924 --> 00:44:52,092
- Hmph.
- I'm not lonely at all.

979
00:44:57,431 --> 00:44:59,066
You know what, Vince?

980
00:44:59,099 --> 00:45:00,968
That's what happens
when you're too greedy.

981
00:45:03,237 --> 00:45:04,338
Eh?

982
00:45:04,371 --> 00:45:05,371
Hmm?

983
00:45:06,473 --> 00:45:08,510
Ah. Hmm.

984
00:45:08,543 --> 00:45:11,011
Hey, Vince,
imagine how lucky you'd be

985
00:45:11,045 --> 00:45:12,446
if a gold nugget fell on you.

986
00:45:12,479 --> 00:45:14,215
The snowmobile's cool.

987
00:45:15,282 --> 00:45:16,917
- Mmm.
- Look.

988
00:45:16,951 --> 00:45:20,054
Everyone is imaging what
they'd buy if they were rich.

989
00:45:20,087 --> 00:45:21,755
How's it possible
that you don't know

990
00:45:21,789 --> 00:45:23,190
what you'd buy if you were rich?

991
00:45:25,025 --> 00:45:26,025
Mmm.

992
00:45:27,194 --> 00:45:29,096
Mm. Mm.

993
00:45:29,129 --> 00:45:31,432
Hey, p.B. Is running away
with the nugget.

994
00:45:35,002 --> 00:45:38,172
I would never steal,
especially not from a friend.

995
00:45:38,205 --> 00:45:39,340
Oh, trust me. Listen,

996
00:45:39,373 --> 00:45:40,975
your friends
will always let you down,

997
00:45:41,008 --> 00:45:43,811
and relatives are even worse.

998
00:45:45,379 --> 00:45:46,780
I made myself a brother,

999
00:45:46,814 --> 00:45:49,250
one who, uh,
wouldn't double-cross me.

1000
00:45:49,283 --> 00:45:50,851
Not to speak of dads.

1001
00:45:50,884 --> 00:45:52,119
What?

1002
00:45:52,152 --> 00:45:53,821
My dad said he was
coming for Christmas.

1003
00:45:53,854 --> 00:45:55,923
Listen, I'm sure your dad

1004
00:45:55,956 --> 00:45:58,092
really wanted
to be here with you,

1005
00:45:58,125 --> 00:45:59,369
and he probably
tried really hard

1006
00:45:59,393 --> 00:46:01,161
to be here for christmastime.

1007
00:46:02,830 --> 00:46:03,797
Right?

1008
00:46:03,831 --> 00:46:05,132
Hmph.

1009
00:46:05,165 --> 00:46:06,577
Well, don't think
that he didn't try.

1010
00:46:06,601 --> 00:46:08,302
I'm sure that he
tried very hard.

1011
00:46:08,335 --> 00:46:11,839
It probably meant an awful lot
to him to be here with you.

1012
00:46:11,872 --> 00:46:14,308
Man, if I was your dad,
I'd... I'd want to be here.

1013
00:46:14,341 --> 00:46:15,876
That's for sure.

1014
00:46:15,909 --> 00:46:17,444
You know, I'm just
a dumb baby-sitter,

1015
00:46:17,478 --> 00:46:20,281
but you should think
more highly of your dad,

1016
00:46:20,314 --> 00:46:22,584
because he probably
loves you very much.

1017
00:46:22,617 --> 00:46:23,851
All right?

1018
00:46:23,884 --> 00:46:24,884
Yeah.

1019
00:46:26,987 --> 00:46:28,889
Aw, what a good guy swifty is.

1020
00:46:28,922 --> 00:46:31,559
In the end,
he gave the nugget to charity.

1021
00:46:31,593 --> 00:46:33,093
That's the way you do it.

1022
00:46:33,127 --> 00:46:34,895
Hey.

1023
00:46:34,928 --> 00:46:36,864
How'd the potatoes work out?

1024
00:46:36,897 --> 00:46:38,032
Good.

1025
00:46:38,065 --> 00:46:39,534
All right, how's uncle frank?

1026
00:46:40,635 --> 00:46:41,603
Mm-hmm.

1027
00:46:41,636 --> 00:46:43,837
Okay.

1028
00:46:49,544 --> 00:46:50,612
Hmm?

1029
00:46:52,246 --> 00:46:54,148
Hmm?

1030
00:46:54,181 --> 00:46:56,283
Uh-oh.
These two are super sweet.

1031
00:46:56,317 --> 00:46:57,619
Ahh.

1032
00:46:57,652 --> 00:46:59,253
- Oh!
- A surprise party.

1033
00:46:59,286 --> 00:47:01,355
- Hah!
- Hah!

1034
00:47:03,924 --> 00:47:04,958
Oh?

1035
00:47:04,992 --> 00:47:06,193
They even have fireworks.

1036
00:47:07,595 --> 00:47:08,929
Truly in love,

1037
00:47:08,962 --> 00:47:11,165
like Liam and the redhead girl.

1038
00:47:11,198 --> 00:47:12,567
Cut it out. It's not true.

1039
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:14,502
Oh, my goodness.
What is happening?

1040
00:47:20,007 --> 00:47:22,009
Ah!

1041
00:47:22,042 --> 00:47:24,878
Look what happens
when you play with fire.

1042
00:47:24,912 --> 00:47:26,146
Whoa!

1043
00:47:29,049 --> 00:47:30,384
Oh, no. The puffins again.

1044
00:47:31,985 --> 00:47:34,088
Wow, how beautiful.

1045
00:47:35,122 --> 00:47:36,156
Always those awful birds.

1046
00:47:36,190 --> 00:47:38,959
Ah? Hmm.

1047
00:47:40,260 --> 00:47:41,629
They're finally hugging.

1048
00:47:41,663 --> 00:47:44,666
And now, you, Liam,
don't go saying, "gross."

1049
00:47:44,699 --> 00:47:47,267
- What do I get if I don't?
- A kiss in the cheek.

1050
00:47:47,301 --> 00:47:48,268
Then I'll shut up.

1051
00:47:48,302 --> 00:47:50,037
Hmm.

1052
00:47:52,339 --> 00:47:54,208
Okay, here we go again.

1053
00:47:54,241 --> 00:47:56,511
Look at the puffins
wanting to steal the fireworks.

1054
00:47:56,544 --> 00:47:58,278
They'll never change.

1055
00:48:06,487 --> 00:48:08,122
Eh? Eh?

1056
00:48:08,155 --> 00:48:09,123
Ta-da!

1057
00:48:09,156 --> 00:48:10,558
Happy birthday, p.B.

1058
00:48:10,592 --> 00:48:13,293
I say he's four years old,
like me.

1059
00:48:13,327 --> 00:48:15,530
What? You see how big he is?

1060
00:48:15,563 --> 00:48:18,232
Bears are big,
even when they're puppies.

1061
00:48:18,265 --> 00:48:20,267
Yeah, sure.
Anyhow, for my birthday,

1062
00:48:20,300 --> 00:48:21,935
I want a cake like that one.

1063
00:48:23,437 --> 00:48:25,038
Mm?

1064
00:48:25,072 --> 00:48:27,107
What are the puffins doing?

1065
00:48:27,141 --> 00:48:28,510
Something's fishy for sure.

1066
00:48:34,281 --> 00:48:36,584
Not all. See how good they are?

1067
00:48:36,618 --> 00:48:39,286
They only wanted to celebrate
Otto's birthday.

1068
00:48:39,319 --> 00:48:42,256
The poor boy never gets
any celebrations.

1069
00:48:42,289 --> 00:48:43,457
- Ah.
- Ah.

1070
00:48:43,490 --> 00:48:45,125
Ohh.

1071
00:48:49,731 --> 00:48:51,498
Run for it, Otto.

1072
00:48:51,533 --> 00:48:52,567
Ohh!

1073
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:54,502
Eh?

1074
00:49:01,509 --> 00:49:03,444
Uh-oh.

1075
00:49:04,746 --> 00:49:07,549
Uh-oh. Now those
really are fireworks.

1076
00:49:07,582 --> 00:49:10,083
And do you see
how the puffins saved him?

1077
00:49:10,117 --> 00:49:11,619
That's what friends are for.

1078
00:49:15,255 --> 00:49:18,626
I bet you nobody have
given you a surprise party.

1079
00:49:18,660 --> 00:49:20,394
Hmm. Maybe you're right.

1080
00:49:20,427 --> 00:49:22,196
That's why
you're so angry, right?

1081
00:49:22,229 --> 00:49:23,397
Maybe.

1082
00:49:23,430 --> 00:49:26,166
I am kind of grumpy
sometimes, I guess.

1083
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:28,268
But you kids make me happy.

1084
00:49:29,303 --> 00:49:32,072
Children, dinner is served.

1085
00:49:32,105 --> 00:49:33,340
- Yay!
- Yay!

1086
00:49:35,476 --> 00:49:37,010
- Wow.
- Wow.

1087
00:49:37,044 --> 00:49:39,012
Vince.

1088
00:49:39,046 --> 00:49:40,748
You're not gonna eat with us?

1089
00:49:40,782 --> 00:49:44,418
You know, uh, I'm not hungry.

1090
00:49:44,451 --> 00:49:45,520
All right.

1091
00:49:45,553 --> 00:49:48,989
So you guys go ahead, all right?

1092
00:49:50,090 --> 00:49:51,225
Okay.

1093
00:49:56,163 --> 00:49:57,464
Mmm.

1094
00:49:57,498 --> 00:50:00,400
It's the best
Christmas dinner I ever had.

1095
00:50:00,434 --> 00:50:03,103
Well, it's the best Christmas
dinner I've ever had, too.

1096
00:50:03,136 --> 00:50:04,572
You know,
when I cooked in prison,

1097
00:50:04,606 --> 00:50:06,541
we didn't have many ingredients.

1098
00:50:07,709 --> 00:50:08,743
Um, in prison.

1099
00:50:08,776 --> 00:50:11,278
Not it... I wasn't in prison.

1100
00:50:11,311 --> 00:50:14,816
I worked at a restaurant
called in prison.

1101
00:50:14,849 --> 00:50:16,483
And we didn't have

1102
00:50:16,518 --> 00:50:20,187
as many ingredients there
of course.

1103
00:50:20,220 --> 00:50:22,790
Mom always buys
super-delicious stuff.

1104
00:50:22,824 --> 00:50:24,626
But then she has
never any time to cook,

1105
00:50:24,659 --> 00:50:26,528
so we always end up
with frozen food.

1106
00:50:26,561 --> 00:50:28,295
Yeah.

1107
00:50:28,328 --> 00:50:30,063
Well...

1108
00:50:30,097 --> 00:50:32,065
Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.

1109
00:50:32,099 --> 00:50:35,637
It's an interesting cover
for your phone there.

1110
00:50:35,670 --> 00:50:40,508
Okay, who's ready
for the most beautiful,

1111
00:50:40,542 --> 00:50:43,511
tasty chocolate cake
you've ever had in your life?

1112
00:50:43,545 --> 00:50:45,479
- Me!
- Yes!

1113
00:50:45,513 --> 00:50:47,147
- Yes!
- Yes! Tell you what.

1114
00:50:47,180 --> 00:50:49,316
Get your taste buds ready,
and I mean get 'em ready.

1115
00:50:49,349 --> 00:50:50,785
They might explode.
Be right back.

1116
00:50:54,321 --> 00:50:56,290
What are you doing?

1117
00:50:56,323 --> 00:50:58,158
Exercising my taste buds.

1118
00:50:58,191 --> 00:50:59,493
You know, the police are here.

1119
00:50:59,527 --> 00:51:01,194
Yeah. Yeah.

1120
00:51:01,228 --> 00:51:02,797
- We gotta get out.
- Yeah.

1121
00:51:02,830 --> 00:51:05,533
I haven't served cake yet.

1122
00:51:05,567 --> 00:51:07,735
Well, then give it to 'em.

1123
00:51:07,769 --> 00:51:09,704
- Okay. All right.
- And put 'em to bed, frank.

1124
00:51:09,737 --> 00:51:11,773
Okay, I will. You want cake?

1125
00:51:11,806 --> 00:51:13,240
- No.
- Okay.

1126
00:51:17,344 --> 00:51:19,413
Let's hope it's not
too fantastically good,

1127
00:51:19,446 --> 00:51:21,248
so we can leave some for mom.

1128
00:51:21,281 --> 00:51:23,450
Yeah. I wonder
when she's coming back.

1129
00:51:23,483 --> 00:51:26,186
Let's see if they have anything
about the robbery on the news.

1130
00:51:26,219 --> 00:51:28,488
<i>The main suspects
are a couple of petty criminals</i>

1131
00:51:28,523 --> 00:51:30,123
<i>who allegedly fled
the crime scene</i>

1132
00:51:30,157 --> 00:51:31,467
<i>dressed as Santa claus
and his elf.</i>

1133
00:51:31,491 --> 00:51:32,894
Look! Santa claus and his elf.

1134
00:51:32,927 --> 00:51:34,494
<i>Still hiding
in the neighborhood.</i>

1135
00:51:34,529 --> 00:51:37,230
Why did you turn it off?
I liked it.

1136
00:51:42,870 --> 00:51:46,139
Let's see what he
comes up with this time.

1137
00:51:46,173 --> 00:51:47,642
- Hello?
- <i>Mom?</i>

1138
00:51:47,675 --> 00:51:49,711
You know those thieves
you're looking for,

1139
00:51:49,744 --> 00:51:51,546
<i>they're our baby sitters.</i>

1140
00:51:51,579 --> 00:51:53,146
I told you not to call me

1141
00:51:53,180 --> 00:51:55,717
with your usual
baloney crackpot stories.

1142
00:51:55,750 --> 00:51:56,851
I'll be right home.

1143
00:51:56,884 --> 00:51:59,520
Mom? Mom?

1144
00:52:06,628 --> 00:52:09,296
Did you tell her that
we're leaving some food for her?

1145
00:52:18,673 --> 00:52:21,542
Who wants some chocolate cake?

1146
00:52:21,576 --> 00:52:23,210
Me!

1147
00:52:31,318 --> 00:52:32,754
They came this way.

1148
00:52:37,257 --> 00:52:38,793
This place sure is spooky.

1149
00:52:46,433 --> 00:52:47,702
It was crazy good.

1150
00:52:47,735 --> 00:52:49,469
It is, right?

1151
00:52:49,504 --> 00:52:50,838
What are you gonna give me?

1152
00:52:54,876 --> 00:52:56,844
- Is it bad?
- No.

1153
00:52:56,878 --> 00:52:58,913
So what are you gonna give me?

1154
00:52:58,946 --> 00:53:01,214
Santa's gonna bring you
a lot of great things.

1155
00:53:03,518 --> 00:53:05,620
Now who's gonna tell me
the good-night story?

1156
00:53:05,653 --> 00:53:07,555
I am.

1157
00:53:07,588 --> 00:53:09,423
I am right now.

1158
00:53:10,792 --> 00:53:12,459
You're gonna get
surprises from Santa

1159
00:53:12,492 --> 00:53:13,661
under the tree, too, son.

1160
00:53:15,863 --> 00:53:17,665
Okay, let's go.

1161
00:53:21,636 --> 00:53:23,203
Liam, you come here, too.

1162
00:53:24,271 --> 00:53:25,773
I have to go to the bathroom.

1163
00:53:25,807 --> 00:53:27,240
I'll catch you later.

1164
00:53:27,274 --> 00:53:28,509
Okay, but don't take too long,

1165
00:53:28,543 --> 00:53:29,543
or I fall asleep.

1166
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:34,682
Did you eat anything?

1167
00:53:34,716 --> 00:53:36,584
No, honey.
I'm just not in the mood.

1168
00:53:36,617 --> 00:53:37,852
I'm not hungry. I don't know.

1169
00:53:37,885 --> 00:53:39,486
The chocolate's in the study.

1170
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:41,488
Really? Okay, let's go get it.

1171
00:53:41,522 --> 00:53:42,557
Show me where it is.

1172
00:53:42,590 --> 00:53:43,891
Come on.

1173
00:53:54,736 --> 00:53:55,703
Let's read.

1174
00:53:55,737 --> 00:53:57,304
Hoo!

1175
00:53:58,606 --> 00:53:59,941
Where's Liam?

1176
00:54:01,909 --> 00:54:03,711
He's still in the bathroom.

1177
00:54:03,745 --> 00:54:05,378
Oh, once upon a time

1178
00:54:05,412 --> 00:54:08,315
on the salt flats
of bonneville...

1179
00:54:08,348 --> 00:54:09,349
I'm joking.

1180
00:54:10,885 --> 00:54:12,587
Once upon a time
in the arctic...

1181
00:54:12,620 --> 00:54:15,623
Once again,
the puffins against swifty.

1182
00:54:15,656 --> 00:54:17,390
Yes, it seems the case.

1183
00:54:17,424 --> 00:54:21,829
But now let's just relax and
prepare to fall asleep, right?

1184
00:54:21,863 --> 00:54:23,296
It's about time.

1185
00:54:23,330 --> 00:54:24,832
Eh?

1186
00:54:24,866 --> 00:54:26,466
He fainted.

1187
00:54:26,501 --> 00:54:28,368
Eh?

1188
00:54:30,638 --> 00:54:32,039
Uh, uh...

1189
00:54:36,644 --> 00:54:38,813
He likes swifty.

1190
00:54:38,846 --> 00:54:42,984
I told you they only do mischief
because they feel lonely.

1191
00:54:45,052 --> 00:54:47,420
Yeah, it's so sad
to be alone, honey.

1192
00:54:49,891 --> 00:54:52,627
Hmm?

1193
00:54:52,660 --> 00:54:53,660
Eh?

1194
00:54:54,662 --> 00:54:55,763
Problem is that Otto

1195
00:54:55,797 --> 00:54:57,031
noticed that one is missing,

1196
00:54:57,064 --> 00:54:59,466
and now
he's gonna hunt him down.

1197
00:54:59,499 --> 00:55:02,670
Of course. Otto doesn't have
friends beside the puffins.

1198
00:55:02,703 --> 00:55:04,639
I used to like Otto,

1199
00:55:04,672 --> 00:55:06,774
but right now, I don't know.

1200
00:55:06,808 --> 00:55:08,976
I kind of like swifty, you know?

1201
00:55:09,010 --> 00:55:10,678
- How come?
- Well, um...

1202
00:55:10,711 --> 00:55:11,913
I guess I changed my mind

1203
00:55:11,946 --> 00:55:13,480
or my heart.

1204
00:55:13,514 --> 00:55:14,782
Ouch! What a shock!

1205
00:55:14,816 --> 00:55:16,784
Ohh.

1206
00:55:19,654 --> 00:55:22,757
Oh, no. They got hurt.

1207
00:55:32,166 --> 00:55:33,734
Now they're all his friends.

1208
00:55:33,768 --> 00:55:36,771
It's so important
not to be alone, right?

1209
00:55:39,841 --> 00:55:41,676
Absolutely.

1210
00:55:41,709 --> 00:55:44,111
And thank god I have you guys
this Christmas night.

1211
00:55:44,145 --> 00:55:45,546
And we have you.

1212
00:55:49,482 --> 00:55:51,586
Poor Otto. Now he's all alone.

1213
00:55:51,619 --> 00:55:54,889
Yeah. Yeah.

1214
00:55:54,922 --> 00:55:56,824
Oh, it's sad.

1215
00:55:56,858 --> 00:55:58,458
Sad. It's sad.

1216
00:55:58,491 --> 00:55:59,570
- Yeah, no, I...
- It's sad.

1217
00:55:59,594 --> 00:56:01,529
- I think so, too.
- Yeah, jeez.

1218
00:56:01,562 --> 00:56:03,764
- Yeah.
- Listen, one more story,

1219
00:56:03,798 --> 00:56:05,566
and it's time for bed
for you, okay?

1220
00:56:13,140 --> 00:56:14,407
Someone is spying.

1221
00:56:15,676 --> 00:56:16,944
Obviously is Otto.

1222
00:56:16,978 --> 00:56:19,412
This guy again.
I'm so tired of him.

1223
00:56:19,446 --> 00:56:20,548
Aren't you tired?

1224
00:56:20,581 --> 00:56:21,883
- Let's just go to sleep.
- No!

1225
00:56:21,916 --> 00:56:23,818
Oh, good. That's a Cannon.

1226
00:56:23,851 --> 00:56:24,952
What does he want to do?

1227
00:56:24,986 --> 00:56:26,621
We need to stop him.

1228
00:56:28,022 --> 00:56:30,457
There's Jade.

1229
00:56:30,490 --> 00:56:34,061
Otto will never pull it off
with Jade. Poor boy.

1230
00:56:34,095 --> 00:56:37,064
I almost feel sorry for Otto.

1231
00:56:37,098 --> 00:56:40,601
So big and fat and so sad.

1232
00:56:40,635 --> 00:56:42,536
Why are you sad, Vince?

1233
00:56:42,570 --> 00:56:44,939
I don't know.

1234
00:56:44,972 --> 00:56:45,973
I guess I should be.

1235
00:56:46,007 --> 00:56:47,575
Yeah, you should.

1236
00:56:47,608 --> 00:56:50,077
- Not as sad as you.
- Really? Well, you should be.

1237
00:56:50,111 --> 00:56:52,445
Big, fat, sad.

1238
00:56:52,479 --> 00:56:54,181
Looks like you're
talking about me.

1239
00:56:54,215 --> 00:56:56,984
But you are not sad,
aren't you, uncle frank?

1240
00:56:57,018 --> 00:56:58,586
How could I be?

1241
00:56:58,619 --> 00:57:00,922
I'm baby-sitting
the best children in the world

1242
00:57:00,955 --> 00:57:02,990
and you are not fat, either.

1243
00:57:03,024 --> 00:57:05,860
Oh, no. He shoved them
inside the Cannon.

1244
00:57:05,893 --> 00:57:08,095
He wants to fire them at swifty.

1245
00:57:08,129 --> 00:57:10,031
Come on. Don't fight.

1246
00:57:10,064 --> 00:57:13,034
It's final. I personally
don't like them anymore.

1247
00:57:13,067 --> 00:57:14,135
Uh-oh.

1248
00:57:14,168 --> 00:57:15,736
Now they're in for trouble.

1249
00:57:15,770 --> 00:57:18,572
When will they learn?

1250
00:57:18,606 --> 00:57:20,942
You're only happy
when you're well-behaved.

1251
00:57:20,975 --> 00:57:22,910
Eh?

1252
00:57:24,145 --> 00:57:25,980
You know, honey, all it takes

1253
00:57:26,013 --> 00:57:27,515
is a little bit of discipline.

1254
00:57:28,716 --> 00:57:29,984
Hmm?

1255
00:57:31,585 --> 00:57:32,820
Scary.

1256
00:57:32,853 --> 00:57:34,588
Something really bad
is happening.

1257
00:57:34,622 --> 00:57:36,657
No, sweetheart. Don't worry.

1258
00:57:36,691 --> 00:57:38,626
Frank and Vince
are here to protect you

1259
00:57:38,659 --> 00:57:40,528
so that you can sleep tight.

1260
00:57:44,865 --> 00:57:47,001
They wanted
to give their best wishes

1261
00:57:47,034 --> 00:57:48,669
to the little nanny goat.

1262
00:57:48,703 --> 00:57:50,037
So they are not bad?

1263
00:57:50,071 --> 00:57:52,039
That's the perfect
happy ending for bedtime.

1264
00:57:52,073 --> 00:57:53,674
It was Otto's nanny.

1265
00:57:53,708 --> 00:57:55,576
I think he's a thief
only because he...

1266
00:57:55,609 --> 00:57:57,578
Because he feels lonely.

1267
00:57:59,313 --> 00:58:00,982
He just wants some friends.

1268
00:58:02,283 --> 00:58:04,652
You know,
you're a really smart kid.

1269
00:58:04,685 --> 00:58:06,721
You're my favorite baby sitter.

1270
00:58:06,754 --> 00:58:08,856
You know, frank,

1271
00:58:08,889 --> 00:58:13,094
when I said, you know,
if I could pick someone else

1272
00:58:13,127 --> 00:58:16,063
or find someone else
or whatever I said,

1273
00:58:16,097 --> 00:58:20,868
I-I didn't really mean it
I-in a bad way.

1274
00:58:20,901 --> 00:58:23,037
I wouldn't have
any other partner, buddy...

1275
00:58:23,070 --> 00:58:25,039
- Hmm.
- But you, so...

1276
00:58:28,743 --> 00:58:31,545
Olivia! Let's play panic room!

1277
00:58:31,579 --> 00:58:32,579
Run!

1278
00:58:34,815 --> 00:58:36,050
Let's go.

1279
00:58:38,219 --> 00:58:39,720
What game is this?

1280
00:58:43,791 --> 00:58:45,192
Hurry up. Faster.

1281
00:58:57,304 --> 00:58:58,906
Go, go, go, go!

1282
00:59:05,112 --> 00:59:08,015
What are you doing, Olivia?
Come on.

1283
00:59:10,851 --> 00:59:12,086
Get up.

1284
00:59:12,119 --> 00:59:13,788
Hurry.

1285
00:59:46,187 --> 00:59:47,321
Oh, my gosh!

1286
00:59:56,030 --> 00:59:57,398
Finally, some good luck.

1287
00:59:57,431 --> 00:59:59,800
Help! Open up!

1288
01:00:01,202 --> 01:00:03,370
Eh? They're in there.

1289
01:00:05,306 --> 01:00:06,740
What's the combination?

1290
01:00:06,774 --> 01:00:08,742
Mom knows it!

1291
01:00:12,113 --> 01:00:13,814
How am I gonna get you out?

1292
01:00:13,848 --> 01:00:15,916
Vince. Vince. Let's go.

1293
01:00:15,950 --> 01:00:17,218
Help! Open up!

1294
01:00:18,719 --> 01:00:19,954
By the time they find 'em,

1295
01:00:19,987 --> 01:00:20,987
we'll be miles away.

1296
01:00:22,957 --> 01:00:24,258
All right.

1297
01:00:33,968 --> 01:00:35,803
Okay.

1298
01:00:35,836 --> 01:00:37,371
Okay. All right.

1299
01:00:37,404 --> 01:00:39,306
All right, the coast is clear.

1300
01:00:39,340 --> 01:00:42,276
Let's go, man.
Grab the bag, and let's go.

1301
01:00:50,985 --> 01:00:52,253
What are we doing, Vince?

1302
01:01:01,929 --> 01:01:02,897
What are you doing?

1303
01:01:02,930 --> 01:01:04,098
I'm staying here.

1304
01:01:04,131 --> 01:01:05,699
What are you talking about?

1305
01:01:05,733 --> 01:01:08,769
I ain't leaving
them kids here by themselves

1306
01:01:08,802 --> 01:01:10,838
with no presents,
as you can see.

1307
01:01:10,871 --> 01:01:13,707
Okay. I'm taking the bag
and going, then.

1308
01:01:13,741 --> 01:01:15,276
Yeah. Yeah.

1309
01:01:15,309 --> 01:01:18,312
I'm not gonna leave 'em here
without Peter, either.

1310
01:01:19,847 --> 01:01:22,850
Their father, Peter,

1311
01:01:22,883 --> 01:01:25,119
your brother. Hmm.

1312
01:01:25,152 --> 01:01:27,888
I saw the picture
in the kitchen.

1313
01:01:38,165 --> 01:01:39,366
Mm.

1314
01:01:45,039 --> 01:01:47,074
Pete double-crossed me.

1315
01:01:51,312 --> 01:01:53,948
He and I went to the bank.

1316
01:01:53,981 --> 01:01:57,051
I had some business inside,
and I asked him to wait.

1317
01:01:57,084 --> 01:01:59,286
I relieved some people

1318
01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:00,854
of money
they didn't really need.

1319
01:02:00,888 --> 01:02:02,790
When I ran back outside,

1320
01:02:02,823 --> 01:02:04,058
he was gone.

1321
01:02:05,426 --> 01:02:08,062
I got arrested and went to jail.

1322
01:02:10,264 --> 01:02:12,800
Did he at least
ever come to visit?

1323
01:02:12,833 --> 01:02:14,502
Yeah, but I wouldn't see him.

1324
01:02:19,507 --> 01:02:21,075
And we haven't spoken since.

1325
01:02:21,108 --> 01:02:23,777
Well, I guess
he did the worst thing

1326
01:02:23,811 --> 01:02:26,180
that an accomplice
could ever do.

1327
01:02:26,213 --> 01:02:29,316
Oh, Pete wasn't my accomplice.

1328
01:02:29,350 --> 01:02:31,051
He's an honest guy.

1329
01:02:31,085 --> 01:02:32,219
What?

1330
01:02:32,253 --> 01:02:34,955
But he did promise
to wait for me.

1331
01:02:36,123 --> 01:02:38,092
Said he went
to buy a pack of gum.

1332
01:02:38,125 --> 01:02:42,029
Who abandons their own brother
to buy a pack of gum?

1333
01:02:42,062 --> 01:02:44,431
Well, I don't think
he abandoned you.

1334
01:02:44,465 --> 01:02:48,002
He just went to buy
a damn pack of gum.

1335
01:02:48,035 --> 01:02:49,475
He didn't even know
you were a thief.

1336
01:02:53,140 --> 01:02:54,975
It's not his fault.

1337
01:02:55,009 --> 01:02:57,278
And you got arrested, all right?

1338
01:02:57,311 --> 01:03:00,180
He didn't even know
you were a thief, okay?

1339
01:03:00,214 --> 01:03:04,051
Now he's on an oil rig
on Christmas Eve,

1340
01:03:04,084 --> 01:03:06,521
and those poor kids
are on their own.

1341
01:03:06,554 --> 01:03:09,323
Don't... don't... don't, Vince.

1342
01:03:09,356 --> 01:03:11,593
Don't!

1343
01:03:11,626 --> 01:03:14,295
Frank, frank, you think
you had it tough. Is that it?

1344
01:03:14,328 --> 01:03:16,897
Well, my kid brother was a cop

1345
01:03:16,930 --> 01:03:19,534
and had me arrested, okay?

1346
01:03:19,567 --> 01:03:22,436
And I did four years, frank.

1347
01:03:25,272 --> 01:03:27,141
We don't even have
the combination.

1348
01:03:30,944 --> 01:03:34,315
Well, uncle frank
is on it, buddy.

1349
01:03:34,348 --> 01:03:36,150
Uncle frank better do something.

1350
01:03:40,555 --> 01:03:42,022
It's all in the fingers, Vince.

1351
01:03:42,056 --> 01:03:44,024
- Sure.
- This reminds me of des moines

1352
01:03:44,058 --> 01:03:45,859
- back in '91.
- Yeah, me, too.

1353
01:03:45,893 --> 01:03:47,027
- Open it.
- Okay.

1354
01:03:58,172 --> 01:03:59,973
My dog stopped them,

1355
01:04:00,007 --> 01:04:01,041
but one got away.

1356
01:04:04,244 --> 01:04:05,613
These aren't the thieves.

1357
01:04:05,647 --> 01:04:07,948
Santa and the elf started it.

1358
01:04:07,981 --> 01:04:09,551
What'd they do, exactly?

1359
01:04:09,584 --> 01:04:12,219
I went to baby-sit.
They told me to go away,

1360
01:04:12,252 --> 01:04:14,556
and Santa was very rude.

1361
01:04:14,589 --> 01:04:16,558
What was the address?

1362
01:04:21,295 --> 01:04:23,430
Merry Christmas!

1363
01:04:23,464 --> 01:04:26,233
I knew you were
the real Santa claus.

1364
01:04:26,266 --> 01:04:28,168
Yeah. What do you
have to say, Vince?

1365
01:04:28,202 --> 01:04:30,672
Oh, just that, uh, I love you.

1366
01:04:30,705 --> 01:04:32,640
Freeze!

1367
01:04:32,674 --> 01:04:34,576
Murphy and O'Donnell, hands up!

1368
01:04:34,609 --> 01:04:36,110
Hey, kids, mom's home.

1369
01:04:36,143 --> 01:04:37,320
All right, we're gonna...
We're gonna go.

1370
01:04:37,344 --> 01:04:39,380
- I said freeze!
- Okay. All right.

1371
01:04:39,413 --> 01:04:41,115
Hey, can you take it easy?

1372
01:04:41,148 --> 01:04:43,016
Because we don't
even have any guns.

1373
01:04:43,050 --> 01:04:44,050
I said freeze.

1374
01:04:46,954 --> 01:04:49,691
Why don't you tell her
who your brother is?

1375
01:04:49,724 --> 01:04:53,127
My brother... my brother's
Santa's brother, of course.

1376
01:04:53,160 --> 01:04:54,395
- Yeah.
- Hi, mom.

1377
01:04:54,428 --> 01:04:56,463
We left you some of the cake
that Santa made.

1378
01:04:56,497 --> 01:04:58,198
Santa claus made it?

1379
01:04:58,232 --> 01:05:00,367
Call him frank.
He's working undercover.

1380
01:05:00,401 --> 01:05:02,102
He and his elf brought us gifts.

1381
01:05:02,136 --> 01:05:05,005
Ah, gifts. That's what I forgot.

1382
01:05:05,038 --> 01:05:06,473
And he read this book to us.

1383
01:05:06,508 --> 01:05:08,308
They really are
Santa and his elf.

1384
01:05:08,342 --> 01:05:09,977
Uh-huh. Yes.

1385
01:05:10,010 --> 01:05:13,113
So after the theft,

1386
01:05:13,147 --> 01:05:15,449
you came to my house
as baby sitters?

1387
01:05:15,482 --> 01:05:17,552
Mom, I told you so.

1388
01:05:17,585 --> 01:05:20,454
And then you cooked,
read a book...

1389
01:05:20,487 --> 01:05:23,357
- Yeah.
- And why didn't you run away?

1390
01:05:23,390 --> 01:05:26,661
Well, because we didn't want
to leave the kids by themselves.

1391
01:05:26,694 --> 01:05:29,531
Hey, you know how it is.
Uh, Christmas Eve and all.

1392
01:05:29,564 --> 01:05:30,532
I mean...

1393
01:05:30,565 --> 01:05:31,633
Like I did.

1394
01:05:31,666 --> 01:05:33,701
Hey, you got a job to do, right?

1395
01:05:33,735 --> 01:05:36,336
It's your job to arrest people
that are doing bad things.

1396
01:05:36,370 --> 01:05:38,071
- Yeah, like... like we used to.
- Right.

1397
01:05:38,105 --> 01:05:40,307
But you're supposed
to run away. You're thieves.

1398
01:05:40,340 --> 01:05:42,075
We prefer to be known
as baby sitters,

1399
01:05:42,109 --> 01:05:44,344
- if you don't mind.
- Maybe Christmas Eve,

1400
01:05:44,378 --> 01:05:46,648
you automatically become
a bit less of a thief.

1401
01:05:48,048 --> 01:05:49,617
So what am I supposed to do now?

1402
01:05:49,651 --> 01:05:51,351
- Nothing.
- Nothing. Nothing at all.

1403
01:05:51,385 --> 01:05:53,487
I'm gonna take the bag,
and we're just gonna go.

1404
01:05:53,521 --> 01:05:54,988
I'm supposed to arrest you

1405
01:05:55,022 --> 01:05:57,124
and return the stolen goods,
right?

1406
01:05:57,157 --> 01:05:59,727
- Once a thief, always a thief.
- No.

1407
01:05:59,761 --> 01:06:01,261
No, no, no, no. No.

1408
01:06:01,295 --> 01:06:03,430
We got a better idea.
What if, uh...

1409
01:06:03,464 --> 01:06:07,669
Mom, even I know that no one
would go to jail for this.

1410
01:06:07,702 --> 01:06:09,036
Uh...

1411
01:06:14,041 --> 01:06:15,409
What?!

1412
01:06:15,442 --> 01:06:17,244
You got the wrong bag!

1413
01:06:17,277 --> 01:06:19,355
- I saw it when I took the book.
- You brought the wrong...

1414
01:06:19,379 --> 01:06:21,114
- Why did you rush me?!
- Christmas magic.

1415
01:06:21,148 --> 01:06:23,126
You can't tell the difference
between $20,000 worth

1416
01:06:23,150 --> 01:06:25,587
of antique silver service
and bubble wrap?!

1417
01:06:25,620 --> 01:06:27,722
Why do you blame everyone else
for your mistakes?

1418
01:06:27,755 --> 01:06:29,056
Because you're being lazy!

1419
01:06:29,089 --> 01:06:30,300
And you're spitting in my face!

1420
01:06:30,324 --> 01:06:31,535
You're spitting on my face, too!

1421
01:06:31,559 --> 01:06:34,228
Stop spitting...

1422
01:06:34,261 --> 01:06:36,029
You two.

1423
01:06:36,063 --> 01:06:37,063
In there with me.

1424
01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:48,442
Hey, listen, kiddies.

1425
01:06:48,475 --> 01:06:52,279
Don't touch the presents, okay,
until I say it's all right.

1426
01:06:58,385 --> 01:06:59,419
Oh.

1427
01:07:01,723 --> 01:07:03,056
Hmm.

1428
01:07:03,090 --> 01:07:04,759
Take a seat.

1429
01:07:04,792 --> 01:07:06,761
- Don't mind if I do.
- Take a seat.

1430
01:07:07,862 --> 01:07:09,731
- Whatever you say.
- Yeah.

1431
01:07:11,231 --> 01:07:16,136
So if the goods
are still in the house,

1432
01:07:16,169 --> 01:07:19,607
then in theory,
you didn't commit a burglary.

1433
01:07:19,641 --> 01:07:21,408
Then we'll be on our way.

1434
01:07:21,441 --> 01:07:23,377
No. No, no. Wait. Wait.

1435
01:07:23,410 --> 01:07:25,412
There's still
attempted burglary,

1436
01:07:25,445 --> 01:07:27,381
breaking and entering,

1437
01:07:27,414 --> 01:07:28,716
trespassing,

1438
01:07:28,750 --> 01:07:30,552
and that business
with the baby sitter,

1439
01:07:30,585 --> 01:07:33,821
who, to tell you the truth,
was a little scary.

1440
01:07:33,855 --> 01:07:35,723
Yeah, she was a lot of scary.

1441
01:07:35,757 --> 01:07:37,835
Let me tell you something else.
She is the worst human being

1442
01:07:37,859 --> 01:07:40,227
I've ever met in my life.
You dodged a bullet with her.

1443
01:07:40,260 --> 01:07:41,605
Why do you want to talk
about her like that?

1444
01:07:41,629 --> 01:07:43,106
Because she's terrible,
and you know it!

1445
01:07:43,130 --> 01:07:45,132
- I disagree.
- Well, I disagree with you!

1446
01:07:45,165 --> 01:07:46,333
Okay, enough!

1447
01:07:47,502 --> 01:07:48,502
Enough.

1448
01:07:50,137 --> 01:07:51,471
You know what I say?

1449
01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:55,843
Even cops are kinder
at Christmas.

1450
01:07:59,814 --> 01:08:01,281
False alarm.

1451
01:08:01,315 --> 01:08:03,785
Another one of Liam's pranks.
Sorry.

1452
01:08:03,818 --> 01:08:05,319
You can go.

1453
01:08:05,352 --> 01:08:08,623
Call off the search
at the magician's house.

1454
01:08:08,656 --> 01:08:11,124
And check for the goods
in a bag.

1455
01:08:11,158 --> 01:08:12,594
Between the love seat.

1456
01:08:12,627 --> 01:08:14,762
Got love seats or whatever
you call it. Might be fake.

1457
01:08:14,796 --> 01:08:17,464
House has it right there
in the middle. It's a big bag.

1458
01:08:17,497 --> 01:08:19,801
It's in the room that
used to have the book in it.

1459
01:08:19,834 --> 01:08:22,135
- It's a... and they're...
- Okay! Enough.

1460
01:08:22,169 --> 01:08:24,471
- Okay.
- Near a love seat

1461
01:08:24,505 --> 01:08:27,174
where a lot of other
valuable stuff is.

1462
01:08:27,207 --> 01:08:29,176
And merry Christmas.

1463
01:08:31,178 --> 01:08:32,312
Okay?

1464
01:08:32,346 --> 01:08:34,214
Let's go. I wanna eat some cake.

1465
01:08:38,352 --> 01:08:39,352
Okay.

1466
01:08:46,628 --> 01:08:48,696
Who is it now?

1467
01:08:51,498 --> 01:08:53,233
- Dad!
- Dad!

1468
01:08:53,266 --> 01:08:54,702
Hi, guys.

1469
01:08:54,736 --> 01:08:56,938
Oh, my gosh.
We didn't expect you.

1470
01:08:56,971 --> 01:08:59,540
- Hey, guys.
- It's so good to see you.

1471
01:08:59,574 --> 01:09:01,909
Well, I got leave,
but I didn't tell you,

1472
01:09:01,943 --> 01:09:03,711
'cause I wanted it to be a sur...

1473
01:09:05,212 --> 01:09:06,413
- Prise.
- Vince was right.

1474
01:09:06,446 --> 01:09:08,281
You did everything you could
to be with us.

1475
01:09:08,315 --> 01:09:09,951
Yeah, Vince was right.

1476
01:09:09,984 --> 01:09:12,452
Are these for us?

1477
01:09:12,486 --> 01:09:15,657
Sure. There's two from me,
and there's two from mom.

1478
01:09:15,690 --> 01:09:18,458
Oh! Thank you. These are mine.

1479
01:09:18,492 --> 01:09:20,260
Yeah, I passed by
the post office.

1480
01:09:20,293 --> 01:09:22,195
I figured maybe you'd
forget to pick 'em up.

1481
01:09:22,229 --> 01:09:24,398
- I did. I did. Come on.
- Can we start unwrapping?

1482
01:09:24,431 --> 01:09:25,633
Uh, after daddy's eaten.

1483
01:09:25,667 --> 01:09:26,977
'Cause you probably
want dinner first.

1484
01:09:27,001 --> 01:09:29,336
- Mm-hmm.
- Put 'em under the tree.

1485
01:09:29,369 --> 01:09:30,972
We have Santa and his elf here.

1486
01:09:31,005 --> 01:09:31,973
Yep.

1487
01:09:32,006 --> 01:09:33,775
Pete.

1488
01:09:33,808 --> 01:09:34,976
Gentlemen.

1489
01:09:35,009 --> 01:09:37,645
Honey, here's your dinner.

1490
01:09:37,679 --> 01:09:39,981
- Thanks.
- Piping hot, like you like it.

1491
01:09:40,014 --> 01:09:41,381
Frank made it.

1492
01:09:53,260 --> 01:09:55,362
Your kids are great.

1493
01:09:55,395 --> 01:09:57,799
We had a really wonderful
Christmas Eve.

1494
01:09:57,832 --> 01:10:02,537
And comes to your woman there,
she needs a little work.

1495
01:10:02,570 --> 01:10:04,605
She...

1496
01:10:04,639 --> 01:10:05,973
She could have shot us both,

1497
01:10:06,007 --> 01:10:07,875
but she didn't, so that's good.

1498
01:10:07,909 --> 01:10:10,277
Mm.

1499
01:10:10,310 --> 01:10:11,855
Maybe now you can explain
what you're doing

1500
01:10:11,879 --> 01:10:13,581
in my house
on Christmas Eve, huh?

1501
01:10:13,614 --> 01:10:16,951
I'm sorry I got you involved
in my bank heist, Pete.

1502
01:10:16,984 --> 01:10:19,554
Yeah. I couldn't believe
you'd done that to me.

1503
01:10:22,523 --> 01:10:24,659
But I've missed you
all these years, you know?

1504
01:10:24,692 --> 01:10:27,227
I missed you, too, brother.

1505
01:10:28,696 --> 01:10:30,230
Really proud of you.

1506
01:10:31,398 --> 01:10:33,000
You done very well for yourself.

1507
01:10:34,535 --> 01:10:35,903
Your wife's amazing, and...

1508
01:10:36,971 --> 01:10:39,339
Liam and Olivia are great kids.

1509
01:10:39,372 --> 01:10:40,641
Yeah, they are.

1510
01:10:40,675 --> 01:10:42,810
And they're gonna have
a great uncle.

1511
01:10:42,844 --> 01:10:43,844
Yeah, they are.

1512
01:10:54,454 --> 01:10:56,691
Can we open the presents?

1513
01:10:56,724 --> 01:10:58,993
- Yeah.
- Yeah, let's do it.

1514
01:10:59,026 --> 01:11:01,963
- Let's do it.
- Kids, hang on a minute.

1515
01:11:01,996 --> 01:11:04,431
I got a surprise for you.

1516
01:11:04,464 --> 01:11:06,000
Frank...

1517
01:11:07,068 --> 01:11:08,970
Well, he's your real uncle.

1518
01:11:09,003 --> 01:11:11,371
- Yay!
- Yay!

1519
01:11:11,404 --> 01:11:14,041
Now let's go open the presents.

1520
01:11:18,546 --> 01:11:20,413
Your fox.

1521
01:11:20,447 --> 01:11:22,817
Well, thought it was only
right that you should have it.

1522
01:11:22,850 --> 01:11:26,053
Okay? 'Cause now
I'm into walruses.

1523
01:11:26,087 --> 01:11:28,388
You're the best uncle
in the world, too.

1524
01:11:28,421 --> 01:11:31,793
I am? Well, my...
That's quite a compliment.

1525
01:11:33,393 --> 01:11:35,897
Wow, a professional
burglary kit.

1526
01:11:35,930 --> 01:11:38,633
Liam, no burglaries,
though, huh?

1527
01:11:38,666 --> 01:11:40,835
- Aw, come on, dad.
- Thanks.

1528
01:11:40,868 --> 01:11:42,335
You bet, buddy.

1529
01:11:42,369 --> 01:11:43,971
Looks like swifty.

1530
01:11:44,005 --> 01:11:46,841
It does.
Should we read about him?

1531
01:11:46,874 --> 01:11:48,441
- Yeah.
- Come on over.

1532
01:11:49,977 --> 01:11:51,411
All right, guys.

1533
01:11:51,444 --> 01:11:53,413
Wow.

1534
01:12:06,594 --> 01:12:08,095
That's great.

1535
01:12:27,615 --> 01:12:28,649
For us?

1536
01:12:28,683 --> 01:12:30,117
Another book.

1537
01:12:30,151 --> 01:12:31,586
Hooray! <i>"The puffins."</i>

1538
01:12:35,422 --> 01:12:36,691
P.b.!

1539
01:12:37,792 --> 01:12:39,994
Ah, yes. In the end,

1540
01:12:40,027 --> 01:12:43,430
all stories worth their salt
reach an end.

1541
01:12:43,463 --> 01:12:45,032
- Wow.
- And so does ours.

1542
01:12:45,066 --> 01:12:46,734
- Wow. Beautiful.
- Wow, beautiful.

1543
01:12:46,767 --> 01:12:49,469
Finally, a white Christmas!

1544
01:12:49,503 --> 01:12:52,173
But a little snow
always adds a special touch.

1545
01:12:52,206 --> 01:12:55,009
After all,
it's Christmas, right?

1546
01:12:55,042 --> 01:12:57,745
- Merry Christmas, everyone!
- Merry Christmas!

1547
01:12:57,778 --> 01:13:00,681
- Merry Christmas!
- Merry Christmas, everyone!

1548
01:13:00,715 --> 01:13:03,684
Merry Christmas to all of you.

1549
01:13:03,718 --> 01:13:08,656
Ah, and I'll be seeing you
for the next stories real soon.

1550
01:13:17,464 --> 01:13:21,468
Okay, and now
for a bedtime story.

1551
01:13:23,037 --> 01:13:26,473
Once upon a time
in the arctic...

1552
01:13:35,549 --> 01:13:37,952
Hmm?

1553
01:13:37,985 --> 01:13:41,555
Eh?

1554
01:13:50,164 --> 01:13:51,866
You like the book, Vince?

1555
01:13:51,899 --> 01:13:54,502
- Yeah.
- Yeah? What part?

1556
01:13:54,535 --> 01:13:56,637
Y-You know, that one part.

1557
01:13:56,671 --> 01:13:57,805
There are so many parts.

1558
01:13:57,838 --> 01:13:59,573
Yeah, specifically
what part, Vince?

1559
01:13:59,607 --> 01:14:02,143
Uh, you know, it's the way
you read it that makes it...

1560
01:14:02,176 --> 01:14:03,144
- Is it?
- Yeah.

1561
01:14:03,177 --> 01:14:04,145
Is it?

1562
01:14:04,178 --> 01:14:06,047
Yeah. Yeah, I loved it.

1563
01:14:06,080 --> 01:14:07,048
Mm-hmm.

1564
01:14:07,081 --> 01:14:09,617
- I loved it.
- Did you?